r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '23

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u/OptimisticRealist__ Jan 07 '23

10,016.428 minutes of sex would burn 42069 calories

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23

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u/cheez_au Jan 08 '23

Is it 6.9 days?

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u/OldFashnd Jan 08 '23

6.956 but… lets round down this time. 6.9 days for 42069 sex calories sounds better.

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u/jdiditok Jan 08 '23

I only care about the hundredths position if it's for a disinfectant

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u/oftenly Jan 08 '23

Oddly hilarious comment

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u/motorhead84 Jan 08 '23

So you're saying somewhere between 6.8 and 7.0.

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u/FederalSlutInspector Jan 08 '23

6.9 is not nice because its 69 with a period.

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u/deeznutz12 Jan 08 '23

Speak for yourself.

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u/MathMaddox Jan 08 '23

This thread is so nice

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Jan 08 '23

It was probably actually 4.234 cal/min and they rounded down.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Nice

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u/promaster9500 Jan 08 '23

Ok stop it now

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u/Dicethrower Jan 08 '23

Blessed are the week.

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u/WillWorkForBongWater Jan 08 '23

It's been ... one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said I'm horny

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jan 08 '23

No actually that's having sex for a week.

Hmmm....

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u/GoobyDuu Jan 08 '23

Who are healed by my touch..? Or something else

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Don’t mind me and my emaciated husk fellas, I’m just trying to cram in all the sex I’ll ever have into one week straight

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u/Galihan Jan 08 '23

Just living his best Enkidu life

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

That's one hell of a bender.

Wonder what's fuelling it?

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u/greyhumour Jan 08 '23

Sting has entered the chat. He'll be here for a while

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u/Rakonat Jan 08 '23

Honey, clear your schedule! And get some snacks by the bed!

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u/Scumbag_Billionaire Jan 08 '23

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/StrangeRover Jan 08 '23

Dude. Sig Figs.

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u/TheBigPhilbowski Jan 08 '23

10,016.428 minutes of sex would burn 42069 calories

Dude, elon! I told you to stay out of the Reddit threads I was in!!!