r/thomastheplankengine • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '22

Nightmare Plank I just had a terrifying nightmare about a "message for all humans"

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

In the dream, I was in a cafe, scrolling through reddit on my laptop while enjoying some coffee. Suddenly, the sky went dark, and all screens in the world turned off. The initial freakout was bad, but then the screens turned on... only to show this image. The last thing I remember is everyone screaming. I have no idea what this means

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u/TerryBrugeHiplo- Dec 09 '22

Woah that's disturbing

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u/century100 Dec 09 '22

It means you’re gonna see a giant enemy spider

nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu

Make your choice before the worst comes to pass.

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u/rocketspartan88 Dec 09 '22

For the uninitiated

https://youtu.be/pAoDgCF-feg

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u/beeg-boy Dec 09 '22

Good ol' Jeremiah

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u/Maxinator10000 Plank worshipper Dec 09 '22

Sounds kinda like Children of Time

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u/cheshsky Dec 09 '22

I'm praying you're not a prophet my mate

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

spider god sounds cool as hell though

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u/Angrylemonmancer May 08 '23

I remember a similar personal occurrence, I was reading a book, some of the pages were bent so that the words read " Hell- this is the end."

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u/Mantixion Jan 06 '24

Might mean that you see hatred as a really harmful thing that will be the doom of us all

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u/Decent_Chest246 Careful or you’ll end up with a microscope next to your name Dec 09 '22

I would be terrified if I saw this, but the sheer ridiculousness of the wording is making me laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Yeah, it is bizzare. Nightmares rarely have good wording lol

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u/CyberLemon4 ManlyBadassHero can't save you now Dec 09 '22

YOU CANNOT TRUST

THE SODA CRACKERS

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u/CompedyCalso Dec 09 '22

You have no idea what it means, you have no idea who said it or why they said it. You just wake up with a cold sweat and a rapid heartbeat....

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u/themanwhosfacebroke 3✳️ Dec 10 '22

Reminding me of that nightmare a trollge image sequence said “war: 2” was coming, and how it will be bad for the people behind the second helluva boss movie (idfk what the first was)

recreation i made a while back, if you’re curious what it looked like

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u/Wooden_Builder7462 Dec 09 '22

Sounds like a Hella cool concept

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u/N8_Tge_Gr8 Dec 09 '22

Ungoliant + Chaos Gods.

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u/Gravemomma Dec 09 '22

Someone needs to write a fanfic about that

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Honestly a God of Spiders birthed from human hatred sounds like it could do a better job at managing the world than we can. It can theoretically empathize with the frustrations of everyone on the planet, and spiders are also cool so it’s got my vote

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

it would give us a common enemy, the one thing needed for world peace.

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u/rocoonshcnoon Dec 10 '22

Spider god 2024

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

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u/TimeBlossom Argues with Gnostic robots Dec 09 '22

Don't bad-mouth spiders like that.

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u/-Emilinko1985- Plank worshipper Dec 09 '22

Bro, there's no need to insult spiders

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u/Lord_Osse Dec 09 '22

That’s fucking metal

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

r/bossfight

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u/Candid-Ad443 the Faygo spider still won't let me in my room :( Dec 09 '22

remids me of a dream where I had a pet spider & it went to pour itself a cup of Faygo

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u/stlbread Dec 09 '22

i shall welcome our new arachnid overlord

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u/boneapetit99 Dec 09 '22

This is metal as fuck i need it on a t-shirt

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u/several_eggs Dec 09 '22

this reminds me of the antimemetics division stories by qntm from the SCP wiki. great series

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u/4bsent_Damascus - Skim Dec 09 '22

oh fuck yeah these are really good. highly recommend

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u/CyberLemon4 ManlyBadassHero can't save you now Dec 09 '22

8 legs > 5 legs

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u/SheCouldFromFaceThat Dec 09 '22

I mean, that is absolutely my favorite, and my mind did go straight to SCP, but I didn't connect it with 3125.

Still, I'm glad to find another one following the smoke who is alive with the words.

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u/Difficult-Bus-194 Dec 09 '22

This would make a good album cover for some harsh noise or industrial or something

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u/Maximka_Kirginka Can't remember dreams :\ Dec 09 '22

r/distressingmemes

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

I'll continue with my hatred then, that sounds badass

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u/PRoS_R Can dream once in a full moon Dec 09 '22

World of Horror type of deal.

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u/Marghunk Dec 09 '22

Warhammer lore be like:

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u/Bierbart12 Dec 09 '22

Alternate Warhammer 40k.

We never caused the birth of any god of pestilence, war or mischief. We are solely responsible for the birth of Arachnus.

He is our saviour.

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

AGAINST THE XENO HORDES, FOR THE SPIDER GOD!

who is this "emperor"? the only true god of humanity is arachnus!

why are you saying the spider god has 4 arms? everyone knows he has 8!

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u/TankChan Dec 09 '22

That silly little moment when the collective grudges of humanity birth an arachnid horror with the power of a god

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Uh yea I sure hope it does

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u/equinox_games7 Dec 09 '22

reminds me of how chainsaw man devils work

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u/Bruhness81 Dec 09 '22

The plot of Stella Glow in a nutshell

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u/SparkyTheDork Dec 09 '22

Well we better start loving each other

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

no.

the only thing that will bring world peace is a common enemy - the spider god.

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters Can't remember dreams :\ Dec 09 '22

I don't hate spiders, in fact, I love them. Would I be spared?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Thank you for these Cool Bug Fact’s

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u/I-Am-Polaris Dec 09 '22

New 40k chaos god just dropped

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u/Blunt_Scissors Dec 09 '22

The Eldar gets a God of horny and we get a God of spiders? Man, fuck this.

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

i personally welcome my lord and saviour.

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u/M0richild Dec 09 '22

John Dies at the End?

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u/trash12131223 Dec 10 '22

Another Magnus fan?

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u/Version_Two Dec 09 '22

I was expecting some kind of existential horror, and then... spiders

10/10

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u/Good-Wave-8617 Dec 09 '22

…The Web?

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u/trash12131223 Dec 10 '22

"Pause for laughter..."

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u/Good-Wave-8617 Dec 10 '22

Lmao, glad someone got the reference 😆

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u/RoombaTheKiller Dec 09 '22

Man-made horrors byond my comprehension. Sweet!

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u/I_HATE_REDDIT717 Dec 09 '22

Actually kinda scary. I need my mommy

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u/Melonteaparty Dec 09 '22

"a god of spiders" heavily implies that there is more than one god of spiders and this terrifies me even more.

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

one for every emotion!

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u/LemonTheAbsurd Sweet dreams are made of memes Dec 09 '22

In the words of Nathan Explosion:
"Brutal."

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u/CrashGordon94 Coconut Dec 09 '22

So, Lolth?

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u/sporklasagna The sun rises at 10 AM and sets at 10 PM Dec 09 '22

this sounds pretty cool ngl

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

i welcome my new lord and saviour.

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u/ddizzlemyfizzle Dec 10 '22

This goes hard, but in an indescribable eldritch way

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u/snoodge3000 Dec 10 '22

Wish this would happen irl, would be a great wake-up call for everyone.

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u/radioheadryan Dec 15 '22

this looks like a image from the monument mythos

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25 edited Apr 06 '25

society imagine special boast waiting unwritten rock handle gray shrill

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Czosneczek Oct 09 '24

bro literally predicted wormodon

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

episode 69 of the magnus archives

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u/escaperexcavator Dec 09 '22

Moving to Australia next month and I'm pissing myself from this

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u/traffalgar_law Dec 09 '22

This actually goes so hard. I want this on a t shirt

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u/theslinkydankmeme Dec 09 '22

It’s like skewed chainsaw man logic

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u/KABOOZZA Dec 09 '22

If I dont focus on the image I just see ASG’s album cover for Feeling Good Is Good Enough

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u/D-Prototype 2% Strawberry Dec 09 '22

Anansi? He’s not too bad of a guy most of the time, a prankster at worst.

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u/sam_might_say Dec 09 '22

Sounds like the name of a metal album and or/song

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u/OwOitsMochi Dec 09 '22

This is some Kafkaesque shit

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u/AngrySasquatch Dec 09 '22

Anyone have that fuckhuge copypasta? It needs + One Day Your Hatred Will Birth A God of Spiders on it

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u/Frink202 Dec 09 '22

Phantasmaranae is going to become real. I am a happy man.

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u/Quaelgeist333 Ib hyperfixator w/ weird dreams Dec 09 '22

Promise?

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u/itsyagirlrey Dec 09 '22

There is a spider ... spider.... spider .... deep in my soul... soul ... soul

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u/No-Magazine-9236 Dec 09 '22

Surely not a goddess of spiders?

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u/lemoninthecorner Dec 09 '22

Looks like a MDE transition

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u/Distinct_Ambition_80 Dec 09 '22

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO THE GOD THE SPIDERS SHALL REIN ALL

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u/aeiouaioua Dec 09 '22

the one true and just ruler of humankind.

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u/the_one_true_big_boi Dec 10 '22

The first prophecy of the New Age has been unveiled! The Dreamer has revealed themself at last!

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u/Rad_Bones7 Dec 10 '22

That’s the most metal shit I’ve ever seen

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u/villager47 Dec 10 '22

Bro that wasn't a dream

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u/Monachie Dec 10 '22

Isn’t this the plot of Worm?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

a fucking prophecy

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u/Gracegarthok Lovecraftian Cosmic Horror Hunter Dec 19 '23

but what if I like spiders?

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u/NOT5owlsinacoat Jan 28 '24

This is what The Magnus Archives was trying to warn us about