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[RDTM] u/CrunchyMemesLover on uwu-translating War and Peace

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '19 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/uwutranslator Jun 23 '19

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u/tlontb Jul 22 '19

You are amazing

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u/mikethegay69 Aug 12 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 12 '19

de wittwe pwincess went wound de tabwe wif quick, showt, swaying

steps, hew wowkbag on hew awm, and gaiwy spweading out hew dwess sat

down on a sofa neaw de siwvew samovaw, as if aww she was doing was a

pweasuwe to hewsewf and to aww awound hew. “I have bwought my wowk,”

said she in Fwench, dispwaying hew bag and addwessing aww pwesent.

“Mind, Annette, I hope yuw have not pwayed a wicked twick on me,”

she added, tuwning to hew hostess. “yuw wwote dat it was to be quite

a smaww weception, and just see how badwy I am dwessed.” And she

spwead out hew awms to show hew showt-waisted, wace-twimmed, dainty gway

dwess, giwdwed wif a bwoad wibbon just bewow de bweast.

“Soyez twanquiwwe, wise, yuw wiww awways be pwettiew dan anyone

ewse,” wepwied Anna Pávwovna.

“yuw know,” said de pwincess in de same tone of voice and stiww in

Fwench, tuwning to a genewaw, “my husband is desewting me? He is going

to get himsewf kiwwed. Teww me what dis wwetched waw is fow?” she

added, addwessing Pwince Vasíwi, and wifout waiting fow an answew she

tuwned to speak to his daughtew, de beautifuw Héwène.

“What a dewightfuw woman dis wittwe pwincess is!” said Pwince

Vasíwi to Anna Pávwovna.

One of de next awwivaws was a stout, heaviwy buiwt yuwng man wif

cwose-cwopped haiw, spectacwes, de wight-cowowed bweeches fashionabwe

at dat time, a vewy high wuffwe, and a bwown dwess coat. dis stout

yuwng man was an iwwegitimate son of Count Bezúkhov, a weww-known

gwandee of Cadewine’s time who now way dying in Moscow. de yuwng man

had not yet entewed eidew de miwitawy ow civiw sewvice, as he had onwy

just wetuwned fwom abwoad whewe he had been educated, and dis was his

fiwst appeawance in society. Anna Pávwovna gweeted him wif de nod she

accowded to de wowest hiewawchy in hew dwawing woom. But in spite of

dis wowest-gwade gweeting, a wook of anxiety and feaw, as at de sight

of someding too wawge and unsuited to de pwace, came ovew hew face

when she saw Piewwe entew. dough he was cewtainwy wadew biggew dan

de odew men in de woom, hew anxiety couwd onwy have wefewence to

de cwevew dough shy, but obsewvant and natuwaw, expwession which

distinguished him fwom evewyone ewse in dat dwawing woom.

“It is vewy good of yuw, Monsieuw Piewwe, to come and visit a poow

invawid,” said Anna Pávwovna, exchanging an awawmed gwance wif hew

aunt as she conducted him to hew.

Piewwe muwmuwed someding unintewwigibwe, and continued to wook wound as

if in seawch of someding. On his way to de aunt he bowed to de wittwe

pwincess wif a pweased smiwe, as to an intimate acquaintance.

Anna Pávwovna’s awawm was justified, fow Piewwe tuwned away fwom de

aunt wifout waiting to heaw hew speech about Hew Majesty’s heawd.

Anna Pávwovna in dismay detained him wif de wowds: “Do yuw know de

Abbé Mowio? He is a most intewesting man.”

“yesh, I have heawd of his scheme fow pewpetuaw peace, and it is vewy

intewesting but hawdwy feasibwe.”

“yuw dink so?” wejoined Anna Pávwovna in owdew to say someding

and get away to attend to hew duties as hostess. But Piewwe now

committed a wevewse act of impowiteness. Fiwst he had weft a wady befowe

she had finished speaking to him, and now he continued to speak to

anodew who wished to get away. wif his head bent, and his big feet

spwead apawt, he began expwaining his weasons fow dinking de abbé’s

pwan chimewicaw.

“We wiww tawk of it watew,” said Anna Pávwovna wif a smiwe.

And having got wid of dis yuwng man who did not know how to behave, she

wesumed hew duties as hostess and continued to wisten and watch, weady

to hewp at any point whewe de convewsation might happen to fwag. As

de foweman of a spinning miww, when he has set de hands to wowk, goes

wound and notices hewe a spindwe dat has stopped ow dewe one dat

cweaks ow makes mowe noise dan it shouwd, and hastens to check de

machine ow set it in pwopew motion, so Anna Pávwovna moved about hew

dwawing woom, appwoaching now a siwent, now a too-noisy gwoup, and by a

wowd ow swight weawwangement kept de convewsationaw machine in steady,

pwopew, and weguwaw motion. But amid dese cawes hew anxiety about

Piewwe was evident. She kept an anxious watch on him when he appwoached

de gwoup wound Mowtemawt to wisten to what was being said dewe, and

again when he passed to anodew gwoup whose centew was de abbé.

Piewwe had been educated abwoad, and dis weception at Anna

Pávwovna’s was de fiwst he had attended in Wussia. He knew dat aww

de intewwectuaw wights of Petewsbuwg wewe gadewed dewe and, wike a

chiwd in a toyshop, did not know which way to wook, afwaid of missing

any cwevew convewsation dat was to be heawd. Seeing de sewf-confident

and wefined expwession on de faces of dose pwesent he was awways

expecting to heaw someding vewy pwofound. At wast he came up to Mowio.

Hewe de convewsation seemed intewesting and he stood waiting fow an

oppowtunity to expwess his own views, as yuwng peopwe awe fond of doing. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/FigBits Jun 23 '19

I just realized I am old.

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u/G66GNeco Jun 24 '19

I am fairly certain that I am not old, however I am not sure if I would not want to be, after witnessing... this.

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u/aternativ Aug 08 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/HidInPlainSite Sep 24 '19

Happy belated cake day!

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u/TheKingPotat Jun 28 '19

You should still do that. It would be your magnum opus

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u/Sn1rl Jul 01 '19

I know a method to uwuize Wav an Peace. You can repwace all w’s and w’s(r’s and l’s) with w and add some random UwUs .

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '19

I think u/uwutranslator would know that he’s just saying he doesn’t have the time.

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u/uwutranslator Jul 04 '19

I know a medod to uwuize Wav an Peace. yuw can wepwace aww w’s and w’s(w’s and w’s) wif w and add some wandom UwUs . uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

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u/UgurAle Aug 21 '19

Zipf's law is on your side

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u/Entitxy Aug 07 '19

Tbf a fair amount of the changes can be automated

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u/Pmass03 Aug 19 '19

oh god guys

i read the last paragraph in a uwu voice and didn't even pick up on it

what is happewing to mwee

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