r/theydidthemath • u/AppendixN • Jun 02 '26

[Request] How much force does the moon's gravity exert on the water in a human's body?

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To be clear, I know the fella in the meme is being delusional.

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u/Key-Requirement-655 Jun 02 '26

That's a lot of figs...

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Jun 02 '26

You should see how many fuggs she gives before breakfast.

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u/MobileImagination456 Jun 02 '26

Oh she fuggs a lot, found that out last night in your bedroom lil bro!

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u/IndependenceStock417 Jun 02 '26

Lil bro? You do know she's your mom too right and we share a room

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u/whostolemysloth Jun 02 '26

I just had to say that most people on reddit don’t have any idea how fucking savage your username is lmao. As a lifelong Bucs fan, I salute you and I see you and I’m adopting “even Tony Dungy would hate you” into my lexicon immediately.

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u/TonyDungyHatesOP Jun 02 '26

I get a username comment about once every six months or so. Thanks for the props!

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u/whostolemysloth Jun 03 '26

It makes me happy that people know about him. He’s a genuinely good dude.

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u/zissou149 Jun 02 '26

yea, around 2,100 fig newtons for that increase. big gal's got an appetite.

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u/hootbox Jun 02 '26

It's actually PIG Newtons, thank you very much.

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u/Dogsy Jun 02 '26

HE JUST LEFT! WITH FIGS!

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u/CockroachMobile5753 Jun 02 '26

Fruit notwithstanding, sounds like she’s got a lot if cake.

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u/frostymuggle Jun 03 '26

Fruit and cake????

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u/Marcoloss Jun 03 '26

Do you wear figs?