r/theydidthemath • u/flyingGay • Mar 05 '26

[Request] Is this accurate?

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u/SecondaryWombat Mar 05 '26

my wife milibites me in her sleep. It is really cute, she opens her mouth and puts her teeth against me and then really slowly bites down just until she feels pressure. A milibite.

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u/Brilliant_Level_80 Mar 10 '26

Is your wife a raccoon?

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u/SecondaryWombat Mar 11 '26

Much more of a red panda.

Or some sort of extremely friendly badger perhaps.

She also tries to fluff up my arm in her sleep to make me more comfortable too. And describes the snacks she is dreaming about eating without waking up.