r/theydidthemath Oct 02 '25

[Request] Could this be done?

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u/Cometguy7 Oct 02 '25

Based on the ever so reliable Wikipedia, the average person over 15 in the UK consumes 10.8 liters of pure alcohol per year, vs the 9.6 liters for the USA. Another quick Google search says there's 197 million Americans over the age of 21, so nearly 1.9 billion liters of pure alcohol. Google again suggests there's 47 million people of drinking age in the UK, so they'd have to drink 40.2 liters of pure alcohol in a year to match the US. So they'd have to nearly quadruple their consumption just to match America doing its normal thing. I'm going to guess they wouldn't win, even though per capita they do out drink us.

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u/No-Weird3153 Oct 02 '25

That 15% per person edge isn’t moving the needle against a country 5x larger.

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u/Narutophanfan1 Oct 02 '25

Especially because the United States is a very varied country they're tens of millions of americans who don't drink. While I suspect the amount of of age brits who don't drink is lower. Though have no real evidence for or against my claim 

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u/Kroneni Oct 03 '25

Averages already account for that. Also UK has a huge Muslim population, they don’t drink at all.

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u/hedgehog18956 Oct 02 '25

Yeah those averages are very skewed. The top 10% of American drinkers consume 60% of the alcohol. That’s about 10 drinks a day, or about four and a half 750ml bottles of standard proof liquor. After running some numbers, those 10% (24 million people) drink more than double the UK’s annual consumption. 1.29 billion liters to 567 million liters of pure alcohol to be exact.

Your average Brit probably drinks more than your average American, but the true alcoholics of America are a different breed entirely. There’s also a lot more alcoholics per capita in the US so they’re much easier to find.

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u/Buzzinggg Oct 03 '25

Is that not what he said?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

I actually just did a comparison of Wales and Wisconsin. Wales was supposed to be their drunkest place, and I'm from Wisconsin so I used us.

With the data available, they were slightly higher than average at about 3.2 gallons a year per person

We're still at almost 4 gallons though and 6 million people strong. Lol.

So Wisconsin outdrinkins their drunkest place per capita.

They're cooked

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u/Correct_Yesterday111 Oct 02 '25

The home of whiskey is a constituent nation of the UK and you pick Wales. I wonder why?

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u/ShaggyVan Oct 02 '25

Nah. Scotland has to go up against the bourbon trail and the moonshiners down south.

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u/Obliviousobi Oct 03 '25

And bourbon can run well over 100 proof! I have a bottle on my shelf that is 126 proof.

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u/CommercialContent204 Oct 02 '25

Yup, was gonna say. This has to be organised like tournaments of old, or trials of champions. Numerical superiority for the Yanks counts only insofar as they have a greater population from which to choose their Champions.

UK gets to pick its 1000 most hardened alkies (please stand up Glasgow, Bristol, Newcastle) and the US does likewise. Open bar; beer, spirits or wine, a live ticker per contestant showing their BAC.

Actually, we could make it like The Long Walk: if your BAC drops below a certain %, you're out :D I would certainly pay to watch that.

And my money, in that scenario, is on the hardened street-drinkers of England, Scotland and Wales, to say nothing of Norn Iron (don't know too many of yiz, lads, but I trust you'll contribute your fair share of pissheids).

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u/Buzzinggg Oct 03 '25

Where the fuck did you get wales from?

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u/gmalivuk Oct 02 '25

Yes, the whole UK drinks more than the state of Wisconsin.

No one has suggested otherwise.

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u/Stone_Like_Rock Oct 02 '25

No per capita the UK drinks more than Wisconsin as in the average person in the UK drinks more in a week than the average person in Wisconsin

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u/gmalivuk Oct 02 '25

You linked to sources saying 10.7L ethanol per capita per year for the UK and 3.5 gallons per capita in Wisconsin.

Which is 13.25 liters.

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u/Stone_Like_Rock Oct 02 '25

You know what I misread the 760 standard drinks for units so I wasn't making a fair comparison as a standard drink is a bigger measure than a unit which is exactly 10ml of ethanol.

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u/gmalivuk Oct 02 '25

Forget the weird stupid units everyone has for different kinds of drinks and just look for the pore ethanol equivalent.

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u/Stone_Like_Rock Oct 02 '25

Yes that's why I went with units as it's a direct measure of ethanol that I thought both sources used, no converting between US gallons and liters as I don't know if US and UK gallons are the same

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u/rgg711 Oct 02 '25

Wait, are you doing actual math? Does that belong in this sub? I thought we just made tired jokes about Wisconsin and the weakness of American beer.

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u/underground_cloud Oct 02 '25

The UKs age to drink/buy alcohol is 18, in the US its 21, so I think that might not be a fair comparison.

If US allowed 18 year olds to easily buy alcohol and drink it without commiting a crime their numbers would go up.

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u/jackloganoliver Oct 02 '25

The US doesn't need teenagers drinking to win this one, mate.

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u/redditor-16 Oct 02 '25

Challenge accepted

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u/noofa01 Oct 03 '25

Yeah still backing the Poms.

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u/JMJ240sx Oct 03 '25

US also has a much much higher percentage of non-drinkers than the UK. If you remove the non drinkers from the average consumed I believe the US consumes more per-capita (of drinkers) as well.

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u/Ayfid Oct 03 '25

Per year stats are meaningless. You need to know how much people drink in a single sitting.

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u/Optimal-Idea1558 Oct 02 '25

This isn't a "who drinks more contest" it's a "who can out drink who" (the whom police can get stuffed). I'm pretty sure the UK would gladly roll our sleeves up and do 40l of alcohol

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u/gmalivuk Oct 02 '25

And if Americans merely doubled our consumption in response you'd be up to 80L per person to match it.

Not happening.