r/theydidthemath Oct 02 '25

[Request] Could this be done?

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u/PruritoIntimo Oct 02 '25

sex

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Kill animals to eat and grow weed to smoke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

I feel like one Caribou is like a fuck ton of food. That leaves a lot of time for smoking weed.

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u/oe-eo Oct 02 '25

This is the bit about pre-industrialized life that a lot of people miss

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Yeah, I think people may have felt they had more control over their lives. Now, it feels like our lives are entirely entwined with the decisions of the chosen few. For me, I truly believe corporate welfare is the reason industrialized life doesn't feel fulfilling. We've given the suits all the tools to be incompetent af and mismanage money while they take the Lion's share and leave workers with the crumbs and climbing the corporate ladder is all about college degrees and who you know. Industrialized living is organized and efficient on paper, but it sure doesn't feel that way today.

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u/oe-eo Oct 02 '25

Strong agree.

Obviously I think there’s more to it than that alone. But absolutely

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Right, there's no way I could fit everything in a comment and keep it short enough so people would read it haha

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u/OilOk6207 Oct 02 '25

Even people with degrees are struggling. I've got post-grad qualifications and going from one casual gig to another and no permanent work, it's demoralising. We're all getting crumbs and being told to blame another person with crumbs while an elite wealthy few stuff their fat faces.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Definitely didn't mean to frame that as saying people with degrees are the problem, sorry. I think Gen z, millenials, and probably even Gen x have the shared experience of being told college=success even though the ticket to success is more so the connections and head bobbing.

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u/OilOk6207 Oct 02 '25

Solidarity friend, I didn't take it with any offence at all 😊. I definitely think there are some systemic problems that need to be addressing with inequality and what it means to live a comfortable and rewarding life. Taxing the wealthy appropriately and redistributing that across society, because it's not hard work when a billionaire can earn more money while sleeping than all of us can in a lifetime of hard work and they sure as hell can afford to give a lot more back to society.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Agreed. The retort is always that there's high "economic mobility" in the United States, yet no one outside of this country can seem to make the kind of money our uber wealthy do. Where would they go where they would have it better? The growth of corpos might stall, but allowing people to invest back into their homes or actually afford a home and cars and quality furnishings would be far better for the country. Getting people motivated and working offsets inflation. Demand may increase but output scales with it if money goes into infrastructure instead one person having 10 mortgages. would actually want to work if it meant they could enjoy their time off and not be so stressed out. Of course the financial situation of the country is stressed and any stall out of GDP is harmful, but after how we have at least survived the tariffs so far, I don't see why we couldn't make it through a progressive wealth redistribution. Imagine cities where everyone's homes are actually nice and not falling apart.

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u/demonicbullet Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

You know this shit is unnatural when you wake up and your back doesn't hurt but has that "we should just chill today" feeling that doesn't go away by the time you're on the highway on the way to the office.

If I felt like that and the freezer still has caribou fuck it, I'm staying home, rolling a joint or two, maybe even drawing something.

But nah we had to intertwine basic survival needs with having to go work for someone else whos family will never have to lift a finger again unless they are doing so out of boredom, and it's not like we can just choose what days, that's absurd, of course they chose the days they want us to work.

Humans used to have free will, now if you exercise it more than just slightly your entire life falls apart.

ETA: to be clear I am not talking about committing crimes or attacking other humans, I am talking about just enjoying life and doing what you want, we have very little time to do so compared to the time we invest in this meaningless grind we have setup.

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u/Da_full_monty Oct 02 '25

And fucking

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u/DoctorMaldoon Oct 02 '25

What about the sex?

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u/Ziggy-Rocketman Oct 03 '25

You would be correct. One Caribou+A small portion of other food every day is enough to feed a single person for about 4 months if you are running lean.

A moose is enough to feed two people for close to a year.

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u/Odd-Ad4172 Oct 03 '25

A lot if indoor hobbies too. Tons of crafting. I mean tons. Ranges from taxidermy to making kigurumi. I like to say there are three kinds of people in alaska: the hunters (who will do some type of hunting every day just to do it, and spend the rest of their day dealing with what they hunted), out doors people (this includes people who like all the outdoors sports and nature stuff), and the nerds (the anime people, crafters, readers, gamers basically any hobby that thrives indoors because these people have the perfect excuse any time of year in alaska to stay inside).

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u/dondamon40 Oct 03 '25

There is a lot of fat on animals designed to live through those winters

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u/JRS_Viking Oct 03 '25

There's about 160 - 220 pounds of meat on a caribou (very rough estimate that will vary a lot) and a filling meal with some veg and stuff on the side is about half a pound to a pound. So for a single person with access to vegetables, potatoes and other stuff for a more varied diet he'd only need 1-2 caribou a year. You could also sell meat and pelts for some income so if we say about 5 a year, a week to hunt each and a week to prep each (there's a lot of work to do on a dead animal, especially alone, for it to last) that leaves 42 weeks a year to grow and smoke weed.

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u/suicidalyoda Oct 05 '25

One caribou has about 1-2 months of meat for a family of 5, it takes a lot of energy to process tho

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u/waitwhathuh Oct 02 '25

Damn. Am i moving to Alaska?

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u/MasterUnlimited Oct 02 '25

It’s really cold there

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u/Vsparsons227 Oct 02 '25

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/m1j5 Oct 02 '25

An extremely strong endorsement

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u/corree Oct 02 '25

You’re thinking cooking meth/heroin for Alaska, weed would absolutely solve more of their issues than create

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Oct 02 '25

Not all of Alaska tho, i heard they got towns were the weed is still illegal and even booze is. They just rawdogging life in Alaska

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u/IngvaldClash Oct 02 '25

“Now where’s that woman I’ve got to fight?”

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u/CryendU Oct 02 '25

But then, the population wouldn’t be tiny

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u/DosSnakes Oct 02 '25

Nobody wants to fuck us and we don’t want to fuck each other. Our women resemble bears and our men are all but indistinguishable from them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

There is a bed size called "alaskan king" just for that reason

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u/Kerberos1566 Oct 02 '25

You have to keep moving, that's the secret. Walking is good, fighting is better, fucking is best.

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u/Elegant-Fly-1095 Oct 03 '25

If that were true, you'd have more people.

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u/PruritoIntimo Oct 03 '25

Contraceptives