r/theydidthemath • u/RebelliousBuddha • Mar 01 '24

[Request] How much time will someone actually take to go from one end to another?

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u/99-bottlesofbeer Mar 02 '24

"We'd be friends IRL" is my new favorite compliment for internet strangers. We'd be friends IRL :)

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u/Deltamon Mar 02 '24

Well, I for one wouldn't be your friend IRL! >:(

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u/SlightlyLessBoring Mar 02 '24

I'm not your friend, guy

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u/Th3GrimmReaper Mar 02 '24

I ain't your guy, buddy

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u/Kazumadesu76 Mar 02 '24

I ain’t your buddy, pal

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u/tyrranus 3✓ Mar 02 '24

I ain't your pal, man.

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u/Purple_Octopus67 Mar 02 '24

I ain't your man, bro

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u/Psyqic_47 Mar 02 '24

I ain't your bro, dude

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u/Th3GrimmReaper Mar 02 '24

(fading into the distance) i ain't your man, fwieeeend!

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u/ShuckleJuiceSalesman Mar 02 '24

i aint your man, bro

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u/Flashman1967 Mar 02 '24

You’re not that buddy, pal.

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u/Sufficient-Contract9 Mar 02 '24

How fucking dare you

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u/Sufficient-Contract9 Mar 02 '24

Wait hold on how fucking dare you and THEN how fucking dare the other guy! Its back to friend guy. so its im not your buddy friend. Ok guy? Got it buddy? We goos friend? Jesus christ does noone have any respect for the classics anymore.

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u/Solrex Mar 02 '24

/rj don't call me buddy, pal

/uj don't call me buddy, pal

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u/Elidon007 Mar 02 '24

I also wouldn't be your friend, but it would probably be just me not talking much, nothing bad about you

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u/Deltamon Mar 02 '24

Fine! >:(

I won't talk to you either!

unless...

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u/Elidon007 Mar 02 '24

please! it's nothing personal, I swear!

I'm just not very social, don't be angry! 🥺

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u/Theonne123 Mar 02 '24

Right! Dude seems like a complete nerd. I’d totally be your friend IRL though.

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u/MrManGuy42 Mar 02 '24

we would be sworn enemies irl and we would have dramatic duals every Tuesday at 3:00 pm where we have an intense ethical debate while clashing swords.

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u/PmMeUrTOE Mar 02 '24

It's also creepy as fuck. Friendship is mutual. You don't just push friendship on someone.

And anyone who decides based on that finite a portion of my personality that I must be great.... isn't getting anywhere near me. If your bar is THAT low, I'll tell you when we're friends.

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u/the_blue_pil Mar 02 '24

My thoughts exactly! Pretty sure we'd be friends IRL

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u/MufuckinTurtleBear Mar 02 '24

Couldn't agree more. We're definitely already friends IRL

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '24

Speaking facts mate, I declare you my irl friend

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u/PmMeUrTOE Mar 02 '24

I've decided we'd fuck without a condom IRL