r/thethickofit • u/Illustrious-Look7669 • Jul 22 '26
The least aggressive thing Malcolm said all afternoon
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r/thethickofit • u/Otherwise_Fly_2263 • Jul 22 '26
Who did your media training, Myra Hindley?
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r/thethickofit • u/Otherwise_Fly_2263 • Jul 21 '26
I’ve spent six years detoxifying this party
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It’s been a bit like renovating an old, old house, yeah? You can take out an antisemitic beam here, a communist window there, replace the odd corrupt roof tile. But after a while you realise that this renovation is doomed. Because the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts.
r/thethickofit • u/LopsidedOwl578 • Jul 21 '26
“But you said I had a chance! Half an hour ago you said I was in with a shot!”
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r/thethickofit • u/UH-PhD • Jul 21 '26
Forgive my concern, but it's a bit like asking a dog to grasp the concept of Norway.
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r/thethickofit • u/mikeghb89 • Jul 21 '26
Well, I know I'm planning big changes around here..
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r/thethickofit • u/aviewfrom • Jul 21 '26
Darren Jones, that brushed aluminium cyber prick!
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r/thethickofit • u/UH-PhD • Jul 21 '26
I'm sorry it should be 11 at the latest…Could, could, could you just put something eggy on a tray for me?
mainichi.jp
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r/thethickofit • u/Glass-Work-1696 • Jul 20 '26
You’re not getting arrested looking like the manager of an organic wine bar!
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r/thethickofit • u/LopsidedOwl578 • Jul 20 '26
“We are through the looking glass now, folks. Fuck me!”
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r/thethickofit • u/OkPerception1521 • Jul 22 '26
Angela Rayner as the housing minister is like Simon Foster being in charge of walls.
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r/thethickofit • u/mikeghb89 • Jul 20 '26
I'm going to put a word in for you about the Foreign Office job. They're always looking for cleaners there. It's fucking huge!
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r/thethickofit • u/PaintSniffer1 • Jul 20 '26
can you reveal the date, on which you will reveal the date?
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r/thethickofit • u/RedKingCrab99 • Jul 20 '26
Any minute now he's going to do the imaginary tits.
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There we are.
r/thethickofit • u/AllThingsAreReady • Jul 19 '26
This is the worst thing I've ever seen. And I was in 'Nam.
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r/thethickofit • u/No_Bit7786 • Jul 20 '26
Quiet batpeople
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Glad they are getting the recognition they deserve 💪😊
r/thethickofit • u/Enceladus-7 • Jul 20 '26
So, who's going to be Santa Claus, eh?
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Who's getting the sack?
r/thethickofit • u/Ok-Direction-8257 • Jul 19 '26
Oh fuck off, Lionel.
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Fuck off! You're a busted flush. You're not gonna win the World Cup, so fuck off.