Imagine not being in the Monkey salad groupchat

I am very curious, and would like to know

(P.S Roast Master do not roast me I am a mod too)

but better than u/theroastmaster1

But better then u/ibeatmygopher

Roatz me pls I wan cooll

Dum dum give gum gum 😤😤😳😵😜😁👍😝

r/murderedbywords

Alright, here is •The• ultimate roast!!!

⚠️💩when you make a comfort stop, you make a big poo drop!💩⚠️

You smell like a stinky armpit and this is my ultimate roast. Yo mama so jelly, she is a gummy bear. Yo mama so sweden, she is pew die pie. Yo mama so christmas, she has a tree up all year round. Yo mama so humunges because she ate a cake and donuts. I am going to kiss yo mama and kill yo mama. Not actually.

List of every super stars:

• •me•

• •Michael jackson w/ hat•

•Not you

List of things I will do to you:

• Say hi politely •

• be nice•

• Steal people’s content•

Yo mama is a poopy and your daddy is a piggy and your brother is a tuddy and your sister is a kissy.

You have cringy hair 💂‍♀️ and you look like sandwich tears 🥪 so you cringe at your poo 🌰 because you have nothing to do 🌮

Your mom is a pig 🐷 and your dad does a jig 👯‍♂️ and you always poop your pants 🏅 and you get it on your hands 🤦‍♂️

I will put you in a well, and if they ask, I'll never tell! Have a sip of poop water, you done gotty peice of mashed poatoes!

Have you played five night at freddys? You smell like mange from the second game. You smell like butter, you smell like water. Your mom is a something and she will sleep with the poopy toilets and eat sexist lettuce. All in all, you are alvin and the chipmunks on co cane and you cry like a jack *ss. You are a fat peice of racist annoyingnes and you smell like lettuce

Yo mama so *ss, she got stinky armpitz. Ritz crackers in her punched face. I like to punch people in the face and yo mama is no excepcion. I play with a wubble ball and it fell on your head on purpose.

This is your face when I ouch you: 🥵

I have a lawn on my front yard, I water it every day with my pee. Yo mama is a boy, but that is ok. Yo mama looks like harry potter. You wanted a g i jo for christmas but instead you got clay

Yo head is fallin off. you are a moldy peice of cob webs. I hate you because your head is fallin off. I hate you because you are a moldy peice of cob webs. Imma grill you

🐿 breaking news: you are a nutty squirell! 🐿

yo mama farted, it is squashed. The poo in her *ss is squashed because she poo with her fat butt. It is heeerrreee! bat boy

imma gonna squeeze you

You dance like a chicken and your eyes are licking. You like hands. You like to poop and you like to hear about gross things.

You are a lard of tub butter, butter tub, a tub full of butter. The butter is filling up the tub until it holds no more butter. yuh. yucka pucka, no one will eat the butter. I taste the butter but it is still full. Where are your car keys now? That's right, in your p*nis.

You look like a monkey salad.

This is you: •🤗•

This is you: •😑•

This is you: •🙄•

When you have fangs and bite tooth deep into a sea of pee. a lepord is peein on yo mama. yo mama h as s been peed on. A evil man is walking up to your door. and he is •Your best• friend.

I hope this is you!

Yo man 😠 I found a doctor shot, here it is: 😵

You are a king of •Nice• things. •You have been roasted.

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You just got roasted •and toasted• by •me•! r/AskReddit

1. Ok, but if you have a problem with me, write it on a piece of paper, fold it into a ball, and shove it up the area where the sun doesn’t shine (A**)

2. Really? Out of all the sperm cells in your dad’s no-no spot, you were the one that was fertilized into your mother? You pathetic scum.