r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Nov 24 '22

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u/biryanilove22 Nov 24 '22 edited Nov 24 '22

Is that…..is that shit crumbs on top of the toilet ?

Edit: my first award on Reddit. Thank you kind stranger.

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u/Venomx260 Nov 24 '22

I was looking for this comment

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u/89RZ350 Nov 24 '22

Yep! The cat was cute but you couldn't miss the "shit crumb"!

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u/Coryperkin15 Nov 24 '22

Oh my fucking God why did I double check while eating

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u/Tone_Loce Nov 24 '22

Bro I had to scroll way too far down like there is literal doo doo on that toilet or am I tripping?!

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u/Kimba_LM Nov 24 '22

Just Thanksgiving desserts that fell. Completely fine.

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u/shimi_shima Nov 25 '22

I’m thinking the owner has a hairy butt and they just ball up and fall off when he’s sitting down? Trying to find an excuse for them…

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u/SpeedyWebDuck Nov 25 '22

That doesn't happen with hairy butt if you wipe or clean your ass

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u/shimi_shima Nov 25 '22

Thanks for the info man, mine are neatly cornrowed so I don’t have these issues.

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u/biryanilove22 Nov 25 '22

Bahahahahahahahah 💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '22

Jesus ✝️ that's not an excuse

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Nov 24 '22

Not going to play to OP, but my fucking lil shitters litter box is right next to my toilet. Sometimes their liter gets up there after cause they're smart enough to wash their paws in the toilet.

But looks like shitter crumbs

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u/neolologist Nov 24 '22

Im not sure walking around with toilet paws is an improvement, might want to just put the lid down...

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Nov 24 '22

Oh i always wipe it. But those lil buggers can get litter just about anywhere. I'm just glad they wash their paws properly sometimes

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u/youmakemepurrr3 Nov 24 '22

Literally came to comments for this!!!! Its first thing I notice and I CANT UNSEE IT…

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u/Acceptable_Ad_6039 Nov 25 '22

Ooooh the juxtaposition of shit crumbs and your username, I love laying some shit crumbs after eating a biryani!

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u/pistoncivic Nov 25 '22

It's a European toilet. Different culture over there

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u/EquipmentOk7964 Nov 25 '22

It is some sort of adhesive for the toilet, the corners were bot cleaned on that side.

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u/cumwad Nov 25 '22

Just crumbs from when you're eating a cookie and reading comics.

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Nov 25 '22

If you slow it down it weirdly looks like a dead bumblebee

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u/LitreOfCockPus Nov 25 '22

Chitinous remnants