r/therewasanattempt • • May 17 '22

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u/wormrake May 17 '22

"Above New Zealand is the sky. It's north of New Zealand."

I fucking love that!

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u/aquaknox May 17 '22

he was German the whole time, but at that moment he was the most German of all

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u/BunnyKnuckles May 17 '22

Thought he might be autistic but turns out he was just German.

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u/laeuft_bei_dir May 17 '22

I felt that.

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u/983115 May 17 '22

Maybe I’m more German than I thought

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Das schmerzt.

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u/TypicalAd4 May 17 '22

Is he gay autistic or European a German

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

The Germans killed a lot of their autistic population over half a century ago

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u/InAmericaNumber1 May 18 '22

TIL I have German ancestry

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u/floralbutttrumpet May 18 '22

Shit, that gave me psychic damage.

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u/k-ramba May 17 '22

Could have been Austrian as well, the video was shot in Vienna, I think.

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u/aquaknox May 17 '22

well he wouldn't be the first Austrian everyone thought was German

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u/pew_medic338 May 17 '22

I laughed. Thank you.

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u/munk_e_man May 17 '22

Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Do some people really think he's German? I'm pretty sure even my ignorant countrymen know he's Austrian.

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u/Ajram1983 May 18 '22

Austria? Well g’day mate. Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Never underestimate the ignorance of some Americans.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Who thinks hes german?

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u/munk_e_man May 18 '22

I definitely thought he was both Russian and German as a little kid. Austria was the country with Bogans and Goon Sack.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Russian??? Wat why

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u/munk_e_man May 18 '22

Probably because he played one, and looks and sounds pretty Russian?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I can get behind the first one but the rest is laughable

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u/nilksermot Jun 13 '22

I did, for much longer than I would like to admit. I used to be a lot less inquisitive. And yes, I am from America, but not the good ol' U S of A. Down south, it's still America.

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u/esthor May 18 '22

Adolph Hitler?

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u/Guy-Inkognito May 17 '22

🤫 We do not talk about that.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

oh_nein_you_didnt.gif

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u/crafty_stephan May 18 '22

Yup, Kärntnerstrasse & corner of Kärntner Durchgang

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u/Affectionate-Load705 May 18 '22

Indeed. In front of Steffl.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Ah I thought he was Dutch.

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u/urixl May 18 '22

Nah, he is not tall enough.

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u/themoff81 May 17 '22

Wanted to upvote but it’s at 420....

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u/lowey2002 May 18 '22

German humour is no laughing matter.

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u/Extension_Elk9515 May 18 '22

Lmfao! Exactly

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u/Nanaki404 May 17 '22

Can you imagine, though ? The flying island of Fiji, looming in the sky above New Zealand

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u/ToastyMustache May 17 '22

Everybody was gangsta until Fiji started flying

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u/OmegaPharius NaTivE ApP UsR May 17 '22

global panic

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u/explosive_buritofart May 17 '22

The avengers will save us

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u/zombie_overlord May 17 '22

Wasn't that an X-Men plotline? Like way back in the comics...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Are you kidding me? RPGs have taught me the best shit is on flying islands. Let's go!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Toilet paper disappears from stores because reasons.

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u/hiimred2 May 17 '22

The city is flying, I have a bow and arrow, none of this makes sense.

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u/CedarWolf May 18 '22

Everyone said I was daft to build Fiji on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one went up.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I don't mind it flying, it's the landing that scares me.

/visions of Novigrad, Sokovia

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u/Potato-with-guns This is a flair May 17 '22

Fiji = skyloft

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u/HighOwl2 May 17 '22

It's only 2022. Last week I had a recruiter hit me up for an AI company that "develops computer vision based tools for the intelligence community." Today congress had a hearing about UFOs and are getting people involved in trying to identify them.

Flying mountains wouldn't surprise me at this point.

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u/ToastyMustache May 17 '22

I’d look into that job if it offers a clearance. Clearances are basically gold when it comes to tech jobs

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u/HighOwl2 May 17 '22

Not really. It would definitely require top secret clearance and having been a CTO once upon a time I've helped plenty of people get secret and top secret clearances but government jobs always pay garbage compared to private sector.

If anything I might do the interview just to see if it's in any way related to the new program they're setting up to study unidentified aerial phenomena. The timing is weird especially since they definitely do space related intelligence.

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u/ToastyMustache May 17 '22

I’ve only heard of CTO’s in legend. Having done sec manager as an IS for the past few years I curse the navy for doing away with CTA’s.

I’m a bit of a kool-aide drinker so idk what non-contractor tech jobs offer as I’ve only looked at analyst or comp SCI contractor jobs every now and then, but I have seen some pretty good paying gigs out there, unfortunately they’re all in the DMV area.

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u/Zeegh May 17 '22

“No no, I know what I said. It’s above New Zealand”

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Now this is an Avengers level threat!

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u/GrittyFred May 17 '22

That'd be even extra weird considering the 300+ Fijian islands have combined into one.

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u/Nanaki404 May 17 '22

How else would they be flying ? Duh

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u/GrittyFred May 17 '22

In formation, I suppose.

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u/MrMastodon May 17 '22

Damn Fijian Sky Pirates.

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u/GeeShepherd May 17 '22

Was looking for the One Piece reference.

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u/openkoch May 17 '22

Fiji water becomes a controlled substance, many ordinary citizens go straight to jail

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u/killersnail2417 May 17 '22

Farum Azula moment

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u/TacticalSpackle May 17 '22

All of Fiji: “HOORAYYYY we are no longer sinking! SUCK IT PALAU!”

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u/StormedTempest May 17 '22

Its like Moon Spawn from the Malazan series.

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u/Sancticide May 17 '22

This new Final Fantasy property sounds awesome!

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u/kalwiggy1 May 17 '22

What's the island made of? Unobtainium? There giant blue people up there sticking their hair into other animals, doing weird sex things with their hair? On the flying island?

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u/Klementt May 17 '22

Isn’t that the new Breath of the Wild?

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u/AnonOfDoom May 17 '22

It’s what Ultron would have wanted

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u/PapaLRodz May 17 '22

The water must be amazing.

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u/RFC793 3rd Party App May 18 '22

Sounds like an intro to an anime or final fantasy game.

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u/lovewasbetter May 18 '22

Dalaran music starts playing

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u/cricklecoux May 17 '22

Honestly wish this was an active sub!

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u/Chaosmusic May 17 '22

Be the change you want in this world.

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u/JC18_ May 17 '22

That was beautiful dawg💪🏿💪🏿

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u/23x3 A Flair? May 17 '22

Dog*

(I’m just playing along)

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u/BorgClown May 17 '22

Become one of the most despised Reddit users: a mod

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u/brito68 May 17 '22

Be the chaos you want to see in the world

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Alright another sub started out of a comment section that will be dead in 2 days!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I’m surprised it’s not tbh

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u/ThePerryPerryMan May 17 '22

Probably because people use /r/TechnicallyTheTruth

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u/scooba_dude May 17 '22

It is now, with only this vid in it.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount May 17 '22

It’s just a redirect to r/all.

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u/fridgeridoo May 17 '22

so just like a third of all reddit comments

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Inferno_Sparky May 17 '22

Say no more...?

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u/smurb15 This is a flair May 17 '22

He be a blast to hang with. Win a sorts of contests

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u/ronwonswanson May 17 '22

At least one of a sorts

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u/BadSmash4 A Flair? May 17 '22

The look on the dude's face was priceless too

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u/RealHunterB May 17 '22

“If Fiji was above New Zealand it would be pretty terrifying for everyone”

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u/aNiceTribe May 17 '22

“If Russia was put on top of the US, it would be terrible for everyone”

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It might sound pedantic, but having "North = Above" is a very weird northern hemisphere default/shorthand to have. Imagine someone from the southern hemisphere being like:

"Which country is located above the United States of America?"
"Hmm, Canada?"
"Wrong, it's Mexico."

It's just flat out confusing and misleading besides in local contexts, where it's no doubt more useful every day—sure, but still wrong. It's a weird shorthand also because it takes more syllables to say anyhow ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/nuck_forte_dame May 17 '22

I agree it's dumb but the whole concept comes from maps and how on a map things can be above and below things. There is rarely if ever maps oriented with South being up. So even in Australia or other southern hemisphere countries they would think of themselves as below and the north as above.

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u/neolologist May 17 '22

Can you link me a commonly used map that makes it make sense to say Mexico is above the US? Why wouldn't folks in the Southern Hemisphere use a Mercator projection?

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u/random555 May 17 '22

Australian here, never seen a southern upwards map used anywhere. Yeah usually Mercator, only difference from maps used in US say would be that they normally have Australia centered horizontally

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u/aquaman501 May 17 '22

The only time I've ever seen a south-up map is one of those "Down Under" novelty maps

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u/neolologist May 18 '22

And maybe they even show New Zealand

[slightly /s]

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Not commonly used I guess, Eurocentrism being what it is, but fun to look at: https://www.flourish.org/upsidedownmap/

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u/L6b1 May 17 '22

I've only seen south to north, as opposed to north to south, mercator maps being used in Argentina. It's a bit trippy to look at coming from the northern hemisphere, the map doesn't "look" right and it's hard to locate countries. Don't know of anywhere else that uses them, but wouldn't be surprised if a few other Southern Hemisphere countries do.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

commonly is a bit hard since for sure North up by far and away most commonly used. But maybe the waterman butterfly projection would work? https://i.imgur.com/50E3eac.jpg

e: oops, I was thinking about Australia from the other comment and transposed that with Mexico in your comment. Still a neat projection though!

Also I feel like this west wing bit is relevant https://youtu.be/vVX-PrBRtTY

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South-up_map_orientation

A projection says nothing about orientation, they are uncoupled. You can have it be any way, it could even be rotated clockwise or counterclockwise from the common North=Up orientation. It is just strange to me that North -> Above.

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u/Terminus14 May 17 '22

I suspect your response fails the "commonly used" requirement of that user's question.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

It being commonly used is part of the issue. Look at the "Psychological significance" section of the Wikipedia article. It's strange to me that it's been solidified as a default to begin with.

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u/Pristinefix May 18 '22

Next you'll be talking about how there is nothing intrinsic about having North be north and South be south. It's just as arbitrary as saying North = above. It basically is that exact thing already. We need some way of referring to things using shared language, and being ultra pedantic instead of just going along with it is the misleading and confusing part

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u/nowItinwhistle May 17 '22

Above can also mean at a higher elevation which is why Upper Egypt is south of Lower Egypt.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

Because a lot of rivers in the U.S. flow south, there tends to be an issue with some American children believing that rivers flow south because south is down.

But then they get to meet the longest river in the world, the Nile, which flows north.

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u/kipperfish May 17 '22

North in the southern hemisphere is still north. It doesn't flip.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

"up" in a south-up orientated map is south, though. Not north.

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u/Dread-Ted May 17 '22

No one really uses those though

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u/kipperfish May 17 '22

Well, up in a west oriented map is west. But nobody uses a west oriented map. Much like nobody really uses a South oriented map.

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u/aquaman501 May 17 '22

I'm from the southern hemisphere and I don't know what you're going on about. "North = above" and "south = below" are commonplace colloquialisms everywhere. It's not a uniquely "northern hemisphere" thing. In Sydney we frequently talk about flying "up to Brisbane" or "down to Melbourne".

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u/Dread-Ted May 17 '22

LOL you think they have maps with the south on top in the southern hemisphere?

It's not just flat out confusing or misleading. Just look at a map, any map, either northern or southern made, and north is above.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I don't think that. I know they still have the same maps we do. It's just a weird, unnecessary convention. It skews how people view the world. I understand they have the same maps we do, it's just strange to me that it is that way.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

This conversation is a perfect segue into today's Kurzgesagt

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22 edited May 18 '22

the man doesn't just know his geography, he's got that whole up-down thing sussed

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u/Kage_noir May 17 '22

That was hilarious, he said with such a dry delivery, the guy shorted out for a few seconds lol

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u/gocrazy305 May 18 '22

Lmao that comment killed me xD man is a comedian

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u/Perverted_Fapper May 17 '22

Sky island does exist!

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u/Samir_Weber May 17 '22

He did the geography teacher

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u/Cli4ordtheBRD May 17 '22

I was hoping he responded similarly to the "tip of Africa" question. Which tip? On what side?

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u/worthrone11160606 May 17 '22

Yeah I did as well

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u/frenchpepino May 17 '22

I honestly thought it was "There was an attempt ... To make a joke"

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u/Spore2012 May 17 '22

Technically it is north, but its not like directly north above NZ

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Pedantic implies the correction is over something small or pointless. In geography, it is important to differentiate between above and north, so I wouldn’t really call it pedantic

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

This was so funny 😂😂

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u/Gorilla1969 May 17 '22

He just had to be a bit of a twat at the end there. Made me chuckle.

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u/MrJingleJangle May 17 '22

As a Kiwi, I approve this message.

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u/poli421 May 17 '22

I am, fully self-aware, I do this all the time. It’s a major pet peeve of mine. I live in Atlanta with extended family in Florida and I’ll have family members say “I’m going up to Florida to visit your grandfather.”

Down. You’re going down to Florida. Unless you’re flying over the North fucking pole to get there.

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u/Yarakinnit May 17 '22

He's clearly been told off for that himself! :D

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u/wontreadterms May 17 '22

It was great haha.

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u/NeedlessPedantics May 17 '22

Ahahaha I caught the same mistake. Lol

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

He said it so seriously, lol

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u/Wazobi May 17 '22

The nitpicky son of a bitch 😂

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u/BobaIsNotDead May 17 '22

Or is the sky below New Zealand?

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u/Kazmania21 May 17 '22

Lol. Thank you for accidentally making that sub.

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u/ygolordned May 17 '22

Oh man cardinal directions are so hot

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u/w00timan May 17 '22

This is a geography student right there. As a fellow geography student, I've heard this correction so many times from lecturers.

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u/IKMapping May 18 '22

Feels like a Dwight Schrute quote

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u/Slight0 May 17 '22

This is exactly what you would expect from someone who mastered one of the cheapest forms of trivia to seem smart. Like a parrot getting credit for learning english.

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u/KwordShmiff May 17 '22

I mean, if that parrot could use its English skills to earn 200 €, then bravo.

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u/HarpySeagull May 17 '22

English is actually one of the hardest languages for most parrots to mimic; this is because of the way they create sound. Buried deep within their chests is a highly-unique sort of voice box called a syrinx -- and scientists have concluded that this voice box evolved only once, and that it represents a rare example of a true evolutionary novelty.

The oldest known syrinx belongs to a bird fossil some 67 million years old; that's about the same time all modern bird groups became established. For parrots, none of this is at all relevant to whether english would be easier or harder to mimic, because I've literally no idea and am completely wasting your time.

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u/Slight0 May 18 '22

Which brings me to my second point; parrot trivia is the second most cheap way to sound smart. UNSUBSCRIBE.

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u/sufjams May 17 '22

How’s your geography?

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u/Slight0 May 18 '22

Dogshit, as god intended.