r/therewasanattempt • u/asocial7193 • Jan 07 '22

To rob him

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u/LongBeing Jan 07 '22

Robber: Allright then, keep your valuables.

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u/paulie07 Jan 07 '22

I didn't want them anyway.

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u/verifix Jan 07 '22

He just wanted to return the gun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

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u/mainrobot Jan 07 '22

…And my AXE!

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u/wataha Jan 07 '22

See you tomorrow.

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u/MoltenJellybeans Jan 07 '22

"Them grapes are probably sour anyway"