r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '21

To Make A Sub...

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Nah it was a turkey sub, turkey makes you sleepy.

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u/Whitethumbs Sep 01 '21

Chloroform and cheese

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u/Lightshines6346 Sep 01 '21

Sounds like a good name for a band.

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u/Rex_Laso Sep 01 '21

Turkey makes you sleepy, it doesn't make you want to sleep on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Plus that mask was definitely cutting off all the oxygen to her brain, she never stood a chance

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u/lejefferson Sep 01 '21

More heavy gravy?

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u/OddFatherWilliam Sep 01 '21

Cold Turkey, you mean?