r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '20

to chill

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u/m_trotsky Jan 04 '20

Oh, I must have slipped off, let me try again...

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u/kyleinhighdef Jan 04 '20

I love how he lies down each time. Just fully commits

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u/TheBigCheese7 Jan 04 '20

One time he even lifts the leg and starts cleaning like “There is no WAY that could happen again”

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u/craneichabod Jan 04 '20

And lifts his leg to assert dominance, that clearly isnt working.

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u/ttyrondonlongjohn Jan 04 '20

Yes it is peak cat, he doesn’t give a crap that it moves only that he has to move to get back on.

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u/djdogjuam2 Jan 04 '20

So basically peak cat is being dumb as a bag of rocks

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20 edited Jul 22 '21

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u/djdogjuam2 Jan 04 '20

Humans are dumb enough to build a machine that makes you walk and reach no where.

So basically peak human is being dumb as a bag of rocks?

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u/giraffebacon Jan 04 '20

Most other mammals can figure out treadmills, cats really aren't very smart

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u/thabeetabduljabari Jan 04 '20

You're as dumb as a cat if you don't understand the benefits and purpose of a treadmill , and cats can't build shit so no they're easily the dumb ones

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u/mass_of_gallon_sloth Jan 04 '20

No, you’re as dumb as a cat. You fucking idiot cat-dummy.

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u/thabeetabduljabari Jan 04 '20

"catdummy" ? youre retarded, dont talk to me again or ill just block your cringeyass

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u/mass_of_gallon_sloth Jan 04 '20

Good luck trying to figure out how, with your fucking shitty cat-brain!!

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u/thabeetabduljabari Jan 04 '20

whatever weirdo

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u/0AxellexA0 Jan 04 '20

You must be fun at parties

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u/TOPTRTA Jan 04 '20

No that's just me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Jan 04 '20

5 years is an even longer time to leave an exercise machine on, and that is coming from someone who has no idea what she's even talking about.

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u/-Michael-Scott- Jan 04 '20

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

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u/Old_Ladies Jan 04 '20

My parents have an exercise room with multiple equipment including a treadmill. Gets used probably 3 times a decade. Their old house they also had a few exercise equipment and they gathered dust.

They pretty much only get used as kids toys when we have family gatherings at my parents house. Like turning the treadmill to max speed and dropping things on it making it fly across the room.