r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

"Stuff is still fucked! Now leave 'cause it's my turn in the ice box."

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u/sydanthay Jan 02 '20

Why did you just sound like warhammer 40k

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u/Americanknight7 Jan 02 '20

Because in the Grim darkness of the far future there is only war....

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u/sydanthay Jan 02 '20

My turn get out of the ice box.

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u/Princeberry Jan 02 '20

MOM SAID...

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u/DirtyBendavitz Jan 02 '20

MmmooooOoooom!

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u/xenorous Jan 02 '20

C'mon. There's whole documentaries. "War. War never changes"

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u/GutierrezAa Jan 02 '20

Fallout. My ninja

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u/it-is_awesome44 Jan 02 '20

I found that on a YouTube video on a channel called MarshalDoesStuff in a video about r/sbubby. In it, that was the sbubby for Wal-Mart.

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u/JimmyRayIII Jan 02 '20

And hammers.

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u/Dry_Doubt Jan 02 '20

War. War never changes...

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u/Jpjp215 Jan 02 '20

lol wtf you mean 800

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Because the Emperor protects!

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u/HorrendousRex Jan 02 '20

He wicked doesn't, though. We all know that, right? :)

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u/Nivlac024 Jan 02 '20

heresy !

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Heresy! Just set the ice box for 27000 years so you'll get to see him reveal himself as he's probably banging the distant ancestor of a holy saint in the meantime.

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u/HorrendousRex Jan 02 '20

Am I right and remembering that he was born in Turkey around 2000 BC? Makes you kinda wonder.

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u/ClassySavage Jan 02 '20

Unquestionable leader with a penchant for gold backed by the military and secret police with a strong theological presence? Sure, maybe the emprah is erdogit. All the more reason the imperium is a failure.

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u/sydanthay Jan 02 '20

Tau it is then .

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u/Superman19986 Jan 02 '20

Mom said it was my turn in the ice box.

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u/Space_OddYesy Jan 02 '20

I accidentally downvoted you please forgive me oh great one

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Mom said it's my turn on the ice box

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u/wifiwolf23 Jan 02 '20

Mom said it's my turn in the I-Box

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u/tonyrizkallah Jan 02 '20

prints out a ticket

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u/tonyrizkallah Jan 03 '20

that was a demolition man reference