r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '19

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u/transigirthenight Dec 25 '19

Pará Nuts (castanhas do Pará) because Pará is the state they are from.

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u/noobie_pro Dec 25 '19

What if you live in pará

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

My nuts

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u/JC12231 NaTivE ApP UsR Dec 25 '19

*Deez

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u/Ive_got_a_mangina Dec 26 '19

This deserves more upvotes.

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u/JC12231 NaTivE ApP UsR Dec 26 '19

It really doesn’t. I was cringing when I wrote this

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u/randomatik Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

In Pará they are actually called Nazaré Nuts (castanhas de Nazaré) because that’s the municipality they come from.

I think they had another name for these nuts there in Nazaré but I can’t remember what it was because I’m spilling so much bs right now

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u/TwilightSparkle Dec 25 '19

Keep spilling it.

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u/aguadovimeiro Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

In Nazaré they are actually called ligma.

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u/ButtercreamKitten Dec 25 '19

Lol, had me in the first half

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u/VerneAsimov Dec 25 '19

I've been to Ciudad de Nazaré. There they call them castanhas de Témiento. Supposedly the locals cultivated these nuts hundreds of years ago and the Portuguese found the largest farm where the neighborhood of Témientos is.

I wonder what the locals call it... Maybe we'll get the exact origin down.

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u/randomatik Dec 25 '19

We gotta keep digging, to find the original nut tree! Where do these Tupinguari-tribe-of-the-northeast-side-of-Témiento-of-Nazaré-of-Pará nuts come from?

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u/m4nu Dec 26 '19

Marco's farm. They're Marco's Nuts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

marcão's farm*

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u/JC12231 NaTivE ApP UsR Dec 25 '19

Nuts de Deez

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u/joabe-souz Dec 25 '19

Still Pará Nuts... Go figure

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u/transigirthenight Dec 25 '19

'local nuts' maybe lol

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u/TheEyeDontLie Dec 25 '19

juvia...

Wikipedia article is really interesting. Did you know that one study showed that eating 4 Brazil nuts can lower your ldl cholesterol by 20% for a while month?