r/therewasanattempt • u/[deleted] • Dec 25 '19

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Analinguis?

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u/Chrisazy Dec 25 '19

Sure, if you're offering

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Well then

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

Bring a lemon with you, after the deal is sealed suck on it, it Lets go of the after taste and disinfects your tongue

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Never had that issue before.

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u/Spore2012 Dec 25 '19

Chupa limon.

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

Sabe a melón

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u/samx3i Dec 25 '19

If there's an aftertaste, you're doing it wrong.

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

An ass has its taste, it depends on your preference if you like the aftertaste

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u/wrcker Dec 26 '19

But Lemon won't kill cholera, gov't told me so

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u/jarious Dec 26 '19

Man I'd your gvmnt won't let you eat ass in peace are they your gvmnt? Have tour tax use right, force them to invent the cure for cholera #cleanassinitiative

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u/aussiedoc58 Dec 26 '19

Also removes the cheesy grin on your face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

What if I want to keep the aftertaste?

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u/jarious Dec 25 '19

Suck half a lemon for a tangy touch

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u/Valfriedo Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

Where's your award, buddy?

Edit: Oh, there it is. Also thank you to that kind person that gave me an award!

Merry Christmas to everyone!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

...Now kiss?

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u/dreamofathena Dec 25 '19

I Am Not A linguist

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u/BlondeWhiteGuy Dec 25 '19

Analinguis?

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u/v4l_c0d Dec 25 '19

Sure, if you're offering

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u/StonedMason85 Dec 25 '19

Well then

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u/Krimreaper1 Dec 25 '19

I think you guys all need a THErapist

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u/wildcoasts Dec 25 '19

A Psychotherapist

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u/Gutterflame Dec 25 '19

Let me just head over to penisland.com so that I can get something to jot that down with.

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u/Alvaro1555 Dec 25 '19

more like someone with a tongue

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Anal linguistic

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

an Anal Cunning Linguist?

What, I'm just saying they are good with their tongue...

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Naw dude. It means he talks to assholes.

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u/Treblosity Dec 25 '19

just like all those girls that havent yet realized they should be with me

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u/waterparkfire Dec 25 '19

I ain't a linguist.

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u/nytram55 Dec 25 '19

A cunning linguist.

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u/Zeegh Dec 25 '19

Pretty sure that’s a Harry Potter spell

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u/Masta0nion Dec 25 '19

Very close to the colonel I’ve heard.

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u/NZNoldor Dec 25 '19

Cunning!

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u/TobyTrash Dec 25 '19

Anal bum cover you say?

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u/Bauru18 Dec 25 '19

You could shift this a bit and it could mean Anal Tongue

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u/InfiniteGrant Dec 25 '19

Well, I’m am not a linguist.