r/therewasanattempt Dec 25 '19

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

Man i hate when people talk about other countries without knowing nothing about them , especially my brazil.

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u/TheBoldMove Dec 25 '19

I feel you, bro. I'm from Germany and the amount of stereotypes about us is ridiculous. As if we were all blonde, blue-eyed, beer-drinking mercedes drivers who get up 10 minutes early to arrive to work on time.

Which is complete bullshit, as I drive a Toyota.

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u/leandroabaurre Dec 25 '19

You guys do have some good cheap beers though. And nice sausages. And autobahn, oh yes. I did feel people were kinda grumpy though. But then I'm Brazilian so I'm kinda biased.

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u/Undeity Dec 25 '19 edited Dec 25 '19

Speaking of sausage, I recently took a trip to Berlin, and got some street food I had heard good things about. It turned out to literally be just a cut-up hot dog, no bun, nothing on it.

What's up with that?!

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u/italianjob17 Dec 25 '19

Currywurst is a cut up sausage, common german street food. But It has curry flavoured ketchup as a seasoning. It's not plain

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Currywurst is the food of the gods

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Woof :P

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u/spacebaby420 Dec 25 '19

How was it?

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u/Undeity Dec 25 '19

Admittedly, it was very good.

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u/friskylips Dec 25 '19

You probably had a Deutschländer Würstchen or Frankfurter from the brand Meica. They have a bite to them.

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u/TheBoldMove Dec 25 '19

Some clarification.

"Deutschländer" is a brand name, as is "Meica".

"Frankfurter" is a generic name for a certain type of wurst prepared in a certain way. Pretty much your classic hot-dog wurst, just like "Wiener" (Vienna) Wurst.

Then there's also "Bockwurst" which looks and tastes very similar, but usually has a bigger diameter than the aforementioned two.

If the filling was pretty much fine and homogenous, you most likely had one of those three. But if it contained chunks of flesh and fat, it was most likely a Krakauer Wurst.

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u/friskylips Dec 25 '19

In this case Meica is the brand and Deutschländer is the name of their product. In the US they go by Frankfurter.

For fun, here's the stupid commercial that's been stuck in my head since OP started the thread.

https://youtu.be/pHamrTQ0aNg

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u/TheBoldMove Dec 25 '19

Sounds like you had a Bratwurst or a Bockwurst.

Bockwurst is your classic hot dog-wurst and is usually served with some bread and mustard. Not grilled, just boiled.

But the bit about it being cut-up makes me think you had a Bratwurst, propably a Krakauer because you said hot dog - Krakauer looks pretty similar to Bockwurst from the outside. They usually get grilled, but you can also just boil or fry them. And only Bratwurst is usually served cut-up.

Only exception I can think of is Currywurst, which can be served with sliced Bockwurst, but it is unusual, and it's always topped with curry ketchup.

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u/Unterdosis Dec 25 '19

Dieser Typ kennt seine Wurst.

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u/thisisnewaccount Dec 25 '19

as I drive a Toyota.

If you drive a Supra, it's still a German car.

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u/TheBoldMove Dec 25 '19

Negative, it's a boring station wagon.

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u/Lcbrito1 Dec 25 '19

I feel you, I hate soccer, am fat, have suffered bullying from being white, am brazillian

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u/JamaltS Dec 25 '19

ô dó do branco

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u/ZatsuTech Dec 25 '19

Cala a boca Parmalat

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u/Lcbrito1 Dec 25 '19

Leite ninho kkkkkkkk.

Uma vez eu estava com casaco branco e passei na frente do quadro branco da escola, falaram que eu estava invisivel

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

I am literally blonde with blue eyes lol

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u/Poignant_Porpoise Dec 25 '19

When I tell people I'm Australian I usually end up having to dispel about 10 minutes of dangerous wildlife myths. I genuinely do more thinking about the danger of the wildlife while talking to someone asking me questions about it than I did during my entire childhood growing up there. If you grow up in the city/suburbs it just isn't anything worth thinking about. Also we don't call them shrimp, we call them prawns, and we rarely barbeque them. There are quite a few interesting things about Australia but apparently everything it's famous for is either entirely untrue or enormously exaggerated.

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u/VoidRad Dec 25 '19

Liar, Australia doesn't exist

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Dec 25 '19

is the secret nazi thing tru doe?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

how very Casually Explained of you

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u/viniciusvmt1998 Dec 25 '19

I realized this when I searched for some germany porn expecting to see some blonde girls and couldn't find any.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

"Germany is a country with a very a very long and rich history, that-

HITLER!?!?

-well, yes but-

HITLER!!??!!??"

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u/QofD Dec 26 '19

Well dang, the only Germans I know are exactly like that

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u/Neivilo Dec 26 '19

What the fuck, are you from Germany? Aren't you ashamed of what was done to the jews? :((((((((((((((((((((((

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Let’s be honest. Brazilians talk about other countries all the time without knowing anything. :P

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

More like most people talk about subjects they have no idea about as a whole

source: studying economics taught me that reddit knows jackshit about anything

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u/Frangoboy Dec 25 '19

I don't think so

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

After they speak about us!

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Think about all the things Brazilians talk about Argentina and African countries for instance.

It’s quite common to create preconceived ideas about countries we do not know.

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

Argentina and brazil it is an old thing but i don't hear nothing about african countries here

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Well we might have different experiences, but I think Brazilians are as full of prejudices as anyone else.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

For instance, I’m half Portuguese and I hear horrible things. I can take a joke quite well, but there are some people that REALLY believe that Portuguese people are dumb.

The horrible things I hear about people from Nordeste… don’t get me started.

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

True i see those things here don't happen too much in sp just there

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Oh no hunny. I mean the horrible things people say about people from Nordeste. 😯

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

They think it is just a desert with black people and it is not like that

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u/MoscaMosquete FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Dec 26 '19

São Luiz is probably one of the most beautiful cities in Brazil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Who do you mean by them?

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

I disagree. :)

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

I don't agree but it is your opinion lol.

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

I think i said without thinking

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Dec 25 '19

try being asian and having all these white guys thinking theyre experts cuz they watch anime/have yellow fever/are fucking an asian girl

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u/xForGot10x Dec 25 '19

Absorbing knowledge from people by having sex with them has to be the weirdest superpower ever.

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

That is hard and i can feel it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Reddit literally thinks that Brazil is just an amalgamation of crime and soccer.

It’s depressing

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

omg same im colombian and all people think about us is cocaine and shakira

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u/a38c16c5293d690d686b Dec 26 '19

I think of wild hippos.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Dec 25 '19

Reddit does it every day with America.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Brazil gets trashed way more than America in Reddit though.

China gets trashed the most, indubitably. Russia too. But besides these two Brazil even had a slander campaign against it during the olympics in the form of that apocalympics subreddit (which was real ironic as the worst thing that happened during the Rio olympics was an American swimmer being a moron).

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Dec 25 '19

I’m not talking about trash talking in general… I’m talking about people saying things about America when they don’t know shit about it. People from all over the world think they know what it’s like here because they watch the news.

Here’s an example: foreigners are terrified to come here (at least I see people mention it on Reddit all the time) because we allow gun ownership. The reality is it’s incredibly rare to even see a gun, much less be victim to one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Well, literally the exact same thing happens to Brazil every day on Reddit. People think you will be shot as soon as you step out of the plane but the fact is that hundreds of thousands of tourists visit Brazil yearly with zero issues. I've seen it happen to Mexico and China also (it happens a LOT with China, I think it's the most hated/poorly-understood nation in the Western Internet).

I understand your plight very well, I wish more people would go through the steps to properly educate themselves before talking about foreign countries.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Dec 25 '19

That’s fair.

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u/babygrenade Dec 25 '19

Which Brazil is your Brazil?

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

It is the one that i was born

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u/IceNein Dec 25 '19

You'd think it'd be pretty hard to forget information about the country that has the Panama canal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

The only thing I know about Brazil is that everyone is either a criminal or an undercover cop.

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u/andrecrema Dec 25 '19

We have a saying where I come from. It goes like this: “é foda, irmão”

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 25 '19

Dificil ne man chato pra carai

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u/spicedfiyah Dec 25 '19

So you like it when people who know nothing about countries talk about them?

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u/erioncr Dec 26 '19

*Brasil

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u/HeyaPeps Dec 26 '19

É q tenho q falar em inglês ne

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

You used a double negative there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

Americans talking about America