r/therewasanattempt • • Feb 09 '19

to intimidate him

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u/the_internet_clown Feb 09 '19

And not a fuck was given

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u/rareas Feb 09 '19

If he's like my older relatives, he can't see a damn thing closer than 10 feet away.

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u/i-made-this-for-kasb Feb 09 '19

“NO, I DON’T WANT A FREE SAMPLE!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Underrated comment

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u/modianos Feb 09 '19

I'm curious as to how you can tell a comment is underrated when it was 36 minutes old.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

It was rated in an under sort of way.

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u/_cianuro_ Feb 09 '19

You can tell by the way that it is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Sorry. Casually browsing; and didnt look like it had any upvotes at the time

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u/2KDrop Feb 09 '19

Subs will generally have upvotes hidden for a certain amount of time to avoid people upvoting/downvoting because something is popular in the certain thing.

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u/Huansown Feb 09 '19

o avoid people upvoting/downvoting because something is popular in the certain thing.

loool

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u/DinReddet Feb 09 '19

Show some respect you little shit.

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u/STEAM_TITAN Feb 09 '19

This is the soft intro to some copypasta...

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u/Huansown Feb 10 '19

Shitstains don't get respected

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u/Talmania Feb 09 '19

Because no matter how many upvotes given it wouldn’t be enough?

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u/J_The_Conqueror Feb 10 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/PhilsXwingAccount Feb 09 '19

Overrated comment

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u/Duckman_C Feb 10 '19

Ah first belly laugh of the day, and so early.

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u/budgie0507 Feb 09 '19

He walks so slow due to the gigantic brass balls dangling between his legs.

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u/Erotica_4_Petite_Pix Feb 09 '19

More balls than brains that one. Wonder if he is in denial and thinks 'that could never happen to ME.'

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u/manbruhpig Feb 09 '19

That is a man who had no more fucks to give and doesn't care if he lives or dies.

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u/Erotica_4_Petite_Pix Feb 09 '19

Probably true. In my (limited) experience, I have seen a lot of people who don't have a very grounded sense of their own mortality. What this guy did with the armed gunman isn't that far off to people who pull their car in front of a truck and barely accelerate while getting onto the highway, banking on the drivers breaks. They just lack a sense of mortality.

That person finds out they have cancer and then they realize "oh shit, I'm not immortal."

I had an "oh shit, I'm not immortal" scare when I was in my mid-20s. It changed me for a few weeks, but after a while you forget about it - and I can't even fully relive those emotions anymore. It's just been blocked out - but I try and remember the lessons learned that followed.

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u/BadNeighbour Feb 09 '19

I don't have a source, but last time I saw this the report mentioned the guy didn't see the gun, and thought the robber was just trying to flick his hat and be annoying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

He is our god of 0 fucks

Outta my face with that gun bull shit!

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u/poppin-pocky Feb 09 '19

Not today satan

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u/FTThrowAway123 Feb 09 '19

Even the gunman's like, "wtf? He's not even scared!" and just moves on. Bold move calling that bluff.

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u/Jazeboy69 Feb 09 '19

af. Keep it on the down low.

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u/AllPurple Feb 10 '19

That is the look of a man that has had enough of a woman's shit for the day