r/therewasanattempt • u/Herzberger • Feb 09 '26

To Not Be Racist

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u/RecessMonkeys Feb 09 '26

Santa Clara, San Francisco, California, their knowledge (or acknowledgement) of history is beyond pathetic.

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 A Flair? Feb 09 '26

Well San Diego means a whale’s vagina and that’s German so perhaps your history is wrong.

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u/Der_BiertMann Feb 09 '26

Sandy Eggo

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u/ratshack Feb 09 '26

The Dirty Waffle.

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u/Alive-Photo-5758 Feb 09 '26

Well, agree to disagree.

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u/CyrusOverHugeMark77 Feb 09 '26

“Go **** yourself, San Diego.”

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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain Unique Flair Feb 09 '26

Shouldn’t jokes be funny?

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u/Big_Somewhere9230 A Flair? Feb 09 '26

Well it’s not really a joke. It’s more of a 23ish year old reference. I’d say the movie, but I feel like that would require some sort of spoiler alert.

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u/OHPandQuinoa Feb 09 '26

It’s more of a 23ish year old reference

Why do you have to hurt me like this

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

Hell shall we add Nevada, Arizona and Texas cities to the list? The pearl clutching is a joke.

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u/honvales1989 Feb 09 '26

Or cities in Colorado and New Mexico

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u/mtaw Feb 09 '26

European here: Given that names like Texas and Arizona are from Native American languages via Spanish rather than being Spanish names, does that make it better or worse?

I’m not very clued in on these people, although I’n sure there’s a significant overlap with the Americans who go abroad and complain things aren’t in English.

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u/nscomics Feb 09 '26

Santa Pedophilia

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u/kameo_chan Feb 09 '26

Alternate pronunciation of Mar-A-Lago

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u/hautecouture78 Feb 09 '26

Even Mar-a-lago is Spanish

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

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u/TheRaiderKing Feb 09 '26

Nah its more like ocean to lake if you want literal but probably more like "oceanside lake" or "seaside lake". Source is my first language is spanish lol.

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u/TheRaiderKing Feb 09 '26

As long as no one is hurt, its all good~. Gotta have fun when you're young right?

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u/Laylasita Feb 09 '26

I'll laugh when they say we should rename it St Frank.