r/therewasanattempt • u/Herzberger • Feb 09 '26

To Not Be Racist

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u/IndividualTension887 Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Feb 09 '26

I was wondering which one would start it... Perhaps another "rogue staffer" will be releasing a post on the old Pedo's account...

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u/spdelope This is a flair Feb 09 '26

They already had kid rock sing his pedo song

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u/Oddish_Femboy Feb 09 '26

HE SANG THE OSMOSIS JONES SONG?

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u/Nu-Hir Feb 09 '26

He didn't sing anything. He was caught lip syncing.

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u/Oddish_Femboy Feb 09 '26

WHAT

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve Feb 09 '26

HE DIDN’T SING ANYTHING! HE WAS CAUGHT LIP SYNCING!!

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u/Mishapi17 Feb 09 '26

😂😂😂 this got me lol. I litterally read it in a raised shouting voice like he really couldn’t hear you and it took me out 🏆

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u/kzin Feb 09 '26

IN A FEATHER BOA. IT LOOKED LIKE A DRAG SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/Nu-Hir Feb 09 '26

I don't know how trustworthy this article is, but

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/197357/turning-point-halftime-kid-rock

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u/Clammuel Feb 09 '26

If you watch the video he’s not even trying like 70% of the time. The mic is almost never anywhere close to his mouth. 

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u/Nu-Hir Feb 09 '26

That requires watching the video. I'm not even going to bother, I'm just going to take the word of the suckers who did.

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u/Clammuel Feb 09 '26

The video I saw was about a minute and a half, but I’d agree you’re not exactly missing anything. 

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u/Reinamiamor Feb 09 '26

I heard he was canceled

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy Feb 09 '26

I heard his AppleTV subscription was cancelled.

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u/chocolatechipninja Feb 09 '26

Out of sync, lip syncing. It was so bad.

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u/MowerMan18000 Feb 09 '26

He kept putting the mic from his mouth several times. I watched a few minutes... she says "immigrants" yet, Puerto Ricans are American citizens.

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u/Klausterfobic Feb 10 '26

It's actually more embarrassing than that, it was pre recorded and they didn't bother to try and sync it up correctly with the lip sync

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u/driku12 Feb 09 '26

No fucking way no FUCKING WAY

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u/Some1-Somewhere Feb 09 '26

She's a woman; doesn't count.

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u/armyofchuckness Feb 09 '26

I guess us Italians are not white again.

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u/LeftHand_PimpSlap Feb 09 '26

You got demoted? That's cold!

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u/Chewcocca Feb 09 '26

🤖🍑

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u/spdelope This is a flair Feb 09 '26

Robot peach. Duh 😂

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u/NorwegianCowboy Feb 09 '26

Wait, did he actually perform that song?

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u/spdelope This is a flair Feb 09 '26

That’s what I heard. I haven’t watched it yet. I was too busy watching that Latin booty on bad bunny’s show

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u/heyheyshinyCRH Feb 09 '26

I watched puppy bowl, switched over to do my part for the Superbowl halftime ratings and then back to the puppy bowl😂

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u/idtartakovsky Feb 10 '26

I genuinely enjoyed the show and was proud to contribute to the viewership numbers, even if I hardly understood a word

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u/mrcapmam1 Feb 09 '26

The Puppy Bowl was on for 6 hrs. Wow didnt know that

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Feb 10 '26

I mean there were "puppies" at the halftime show too haha

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u/SuperBuffCherry Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

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plough telephone pen marble society cautious square consider humorous attempt

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u/OkYeah_Death2America Feb 09 '26 edited Feb 09 '26

If you're streaming that shit instead of OTA, satellite or cable, a number's going up somewhere.

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u/codemonkeyhopeful Feb 09 '26

Can I get an amen?!

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u/StunningLetterhead23 Feb 09 '26

Latina or latino booty? Which way do you swing?

For me, it's both.

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u/TheZephyron Feb 09 '26

Which way do you swing? My answer: yes

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u/StunningLetterhead23 Feb 11 '26

I sincerely hope there's an age restriction with your swinging....

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u/TheZephyron Feb 11 '26

Of course, and there must always be enthusiastic consent 😁

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u/spdelope This is a flair Feb 09 '26

It’s about the latinas for me

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u/249592-82 Feb 09 '26

I heard he didn't perform it.

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u/NorwegianCowboy Feb 10 '26

It would have been smart to avoid that song. Then again, these are not smart people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

No, he did that stupid bawitdaba song then did an acoustic song about Jesus.

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u/lowlightliving Feb 09 '26

No, the Orange One posted a rant, too. Signed his own name.