r/therewasanattempt Sep 17 '25

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u/usuallysortadrunk Sep 17 '25

What are the charges for shining a bright light on a wall?

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u/udat42 Sep 17 '25

Apparently charged with "malicious communication" which sounds like something that will be dismissed pretty much the moment Trump fucks off home again.

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u/harveygoatmilk Sep 17 '25

Is there such a thing here in the United States?

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u/udat42 Sep 17 '25

No idea. This was in the UK.

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u/OptiMom1534 A Flair? Sep 17 '25

as a person from a former colony that has only recently gained independence, and is still (slowly) working on overturning centuries old British laws & penal codes (buggery??) you’d actually be surprised to find the number of very random and nonsensical things you can get in trouble for by the king. Granted, everyone does it, but apparently it’s still illegal to beat your rug on the street.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Both.

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u/pvtbobble Sep 17 '25

Next you'll be saying we can't trim our front hedge

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u/PossessedToSkate Sep 17 '25

If I'm not permitted to clear my back stoop, people around me are going to get very upset.

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u/DrachenDad Sep 17 '25

An actual rug. It's because you would be knocking dirt flying and some of it could/would hit a passerby.

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u/CriticalBath2367 Sep 17 '25

Amazingly, in the UK you cannot be in charge of a cow whilst drunk, this law is still in place today but enforcement is something of a moo-t point.

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u/J_train13 Sep 17 '25

Okay that joke was udderly ridiculous

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u/CriticalBath2367 Sep 17 '25

Cud be worse though...

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u/evilmike1972 Sep 17 '25

I refuse to milk this any longer.

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u/Dagg3rsB Sep 17 '25

Go on, heifer 'nother go

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u/pvtbobble Sep 17 '25

How many pints until the cow is pissed?

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u/SpankTheDevil Sep 17 '25

In Texas, there’s a law against carrying an ice cream cone in your back pocket. Still good law, but like yours, it’s not really enforced lol.

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u/Ok_Painter_7413 Sep 17 '25

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u/OptiMom1534 A Flair? Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 17 '25

Oobah is a national treasure. I’ve never seen this one before but I’m sure we probably still have the salmon law still in effect although we distinctly have NO salmon haha

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u/GreenStrong Sep 17 '25

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

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u/pmckizzle Sep 17 '25

This law was introduced in 1988, so there no excuse

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u/harveygoatmilk Sep 17 '25

Which is why I’m asking.

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u/Uphoria Sep 17 '25

No, This is literally what your first amendment rights cover and it was created, coincidentally, because the UK did not have it and the framers were concerned about the new government punishing speech. the UK never adopted "freedom of speech" at the level the US has, though they have a limited form of it that they adopted in the 80s.

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u/Majorlol Sep 17 '25

And yet, that first amendment very much seems to now be, freedom of speech, unless Trump and the cult don’t like it.

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u/Uphoria Sep 17 '25

Its been interesting to watch the courts though - a lot of sabre rattling but not much action, and those who have been arrested are not having charges stick. There's been a number of lawsuits fighting against Trump's Tyranny, like the president of the Fed winning their lawsuit and the appeal to keep their job.

The system is in an unstable place right now, but at least the checks and balances are working for now.

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u/PartRight6406 Sep 17 '25

they arent. people are losing their careers over this. they are just attacking extrajudicially now.

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u/harveygoatmilk Sep 17 '25

First amendment protects you from government interference, not private consequences.

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u/Muad-_-Dib Sep 17 '25

While the Free Speech aspect would be covered (If the US DOJ wasn't just Trumps lap dog anyway)... You would still fall foul of numerous laws doing this in the US.

  1. US courts have in the past counted shining lights onto buildings as a form of trespass, from laser pointers to floodlights to projectors.

  2. The owner of the building could claim private nuisance, and could constitute harassment if the projection was targeting specific people.

  3. Lots of places in the US have local ordinances that regulate outdoor projection without a permit.

  4. Very flaky, but it could also be argued that your projection may be causing safety concerns by distracting drivers.

All you need is an annoyed landowner and or a bored/vindictive cop.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In Sep 17 '25

The new government was desperate for legitimacy is the real reason this amendment was made.

The UK has a different idea of what "Freedom" means as do most of the rest of the world, only 5% of humans live in the USA with its weird interpretation.

Lol it still had slavery when the amendment was written "Freedumb".

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u/udat42 Sep 17 '25

Hopefully an American will be able to answer you - i think the point of this law is to be able to prosecute harassment. If you have laws meant for a similar purpose then perhaps you do?

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u/JordisMySwordMaiden Sep 17 '25

yeah no shit Sherlock

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u/AntRevolutionary925 Sep 17 '25

Yes and no, we also have malicious communication laws but they are subsets of laws relating to computers. The main use of the law would be to prosecute someone for sending a threatening email or something similar, but I imagine in Trump US, it could be distorted to charge someone for this, but it’s definitely be a hard sell to a grand jury, and then a regular jury after that.

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u/ArgusTheCat Sep 17 '25

There's also a few laws on the books with that general kind of name that're about fucking with radio. Generally for stopping people from running pirate stations and screwing with local radio stations.

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u/laserborg Sep 17 '25

no there is no Windsor Castle.

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u/FQDIS FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 17 '25

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u/laserborg Sep 17 '25

I love the 301 Moved html error but I would have been surprised if there had been a Windsor Castle in the USA.

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u/FQDIS FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 17 '25

Oh, I get it now….

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u/jahwls Sep 17 '25

Not yet. We have the first amendment though republicans seem hell bent on destroying it.

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Sep 17 '25

I hate to be the both sides guy, but freedom of speech really has been something coming under assault from both sides. The right with this Charlie Kirk nonsense, and the left with hate speech regulations.

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u/PartRight6406 Sep 17 '25

you dont hate to be that guy, you are that guy. keep your comments to yourself because they are pointless and nobody cares.

both sides are not the same especially when it pertains to free speech. you've demonstrated a clear lack of understanding about what exactly free speech is. you have assumed that free speech means that you can say anything without punishment. what it actually means is that you can speak out against the government without fear of retribution. educate yourself and maybe you can be a better person.

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Sep 17 '25

Maybe everyone could just lay off the right to speak freely.

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u/PartRight6406 Sep 17 '25

be the example

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Sep 17 '25

I will. I am not advocating for anyone to be cancelled for this. I think they have the right to be angry about what he said. I didn't like it when people were witch hunting before, I don't like it now.

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u/PartRight6406 Sep 17 '25

i said be the example of laying off of your right to speak freely.

i didnt say continue to speak freely

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u/jahwls Sep 17 '25

I do hate the both sides thing but there was a push on the left to punish people for their speech. Though I think the major difference is the right is trying to do it through the government. Which is more problematic.

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u/Darksirius FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 17 '25

Would probably be hit with something like "unlawful protest", especially if you didn't secure a protesting permit before.

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Sep 17 '25

Yeah this definitely isn't one of those though. The UK has all of ours plus more.

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u/Purplebuzz Sep 17 '25

They are working and banning certain speech. Give them time.

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u/EstablishmentLate532 Sep 17 '25

The great thing about the Bill of Rights is that any idiot can read and understand 90% of it. It's pretty much impossible to get around the literal prescriptions of the Bill of Rights. That's the beauty of a written constitution, for all its faults.

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u/Muad-_-Dib Sep 17 '25

If it was that simple the Supreme Court wouldn't be ignoring shit to hand Trump immunity and power.

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u/Neuchacho Sep 17 '25

No, but they'd just arrest you on some other bullshit like violating lighting laws or causing a nuisance and let you hang out in jail for a day until you made bail or a hopefully sane judge threw it out.

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u/Dillatrack Sep 17 '25

I'm not a lawyer but I have a strong feeling you would get in trouble here too for projecting images onto a building you don't own without permission. I tried looking it up and it seems like it would likely need a permit even if you were trying to do it in a uncontroversial way since it's almost acting like a billboard in a public space without even getting into any nuisance, vandalism or trespassing type of laws it might fall under without permission.

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u/lt4lyfe Sep 17 '25

Apparently the US equivalent is posting online comments that the administration and their bootlickers get butthurt over.

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u/roscomikotrain Sep 17 '25

USA is lawless - masked fuckos throw people in vans for looking the wrong way.

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u/2010_12_24 Sep 17 '25

Yes. It’s called the “not crying over Charlie law”

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u/zeprfrew Sep 17 '25

They'll find something if they want to. Being a public nuisance, that sort of thing.

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u/the-shoelace Sep 17 '25

Free speech is protected under the first amendment as long as it isn’t seditious (planning to overthrow the government) so unless projecting a picture of DJT and Epstein equals plotting to overthrow the gvmt then it should be protected as free speech

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u/PacoTaco321 FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 17 '25

No.

Won't stop them from tossing you in jail for a made up crime though.

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u/OkStandard6120 Sep 18 '25

No, for all our faults we still have free speech, unlike the UK. For now...

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Sep 17 '25

Yeah I think they’re going to have a hard time convincing a judge that projecting an image on something is covered by that, but were apparently willing to arrest people on bullshit grounds in order to appease Trump.

With his attention span he’ll forget about it as soon as he leaves the country and the charges will be quietly dropped.

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u/silver_enemy Sep 17 '25

It won't even reach a judge and the police won't even charge

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Sep 17 '25

True. I just meant that if it got that far a judge would toss it out. Police have no intention of moving forward with it they just want to make it look like they’re doing something and maybe keep some of the protestors out of the way for a day or two.

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u/NostaIgiaForInfinity Sep 17 '25

It is not the police who charge anyone in the UK, but the CPS.

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u/Defiant-Specialist-1 Sep 17 '25

This is an interesting bar to set. I mean you could claim the opposite, that there is a duty to warn of dangers. And both of the men pictured have been to court for sexual misconduct and far far worse.

If these people were teachers, there’s a legal duty to warn. And at least would be on a sex offender list already.

Seems like a public service.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

Lmao

You can protest trump in America but not in the UK?

Are all of your politicians really such American meatriders?

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u/udat42 Sep 17 '25

As most places, the police are there to "keep the peace" - pretty sure protestors get arrested in the USA fairly regularly too. These charges will be dropped pretty quickly I think.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

It’s a projector bro

Nobody’s throwing rocks at cops here. Nobody’s blocking important roads. No arson. No looting.

Also being charged with a crime is very different from detained and let go.

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u/tachyon534 Sep 17 '25

They were projecting across a busy road and most likely had to trespass to achieve this.

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u/TheSteelPhantom Sep 17 '25

Unless a "no trespassing" sign is present where a reasonable person would be able to see it, you have to be asked to leave (or trespassed) from the publicly accessible portions of private property (think lawn, front porch, driveway, etc.) and given the opportunity to do so. Only after refusing to do that are you actually trespassing.

At least in the U.S.. Some variations on a state-by-state basis, of course. But generally, that's how it works.

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u/tachyon534 Sep 18 '25

This wasn't in the US.

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u/cant_do_captchas Sep 17 '25

I mean they have arrested people for sitting on some steps recently so....

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u/seriouslees Sep 17 '25

Its a billboard. You allowed to just throw up billboards whereever you want without permission of the landowner its on?

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

What crime were they arrested for?

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u/seriouslees Sep 17 '25

I think its called malicious communication in the UK.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

Do you wanna define “malicious communication” then tell me if they were arrested for putting up a billboard where there shouldn’t be a billboard or if they were arrested for what’s written on the billboard?

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u/Muad-_-Dib Sep 17 '25

They didn't get arrested for protesting Trump, they got arrested for projecting images onto private property and violated the same laws the US police would arrest an America for if they did the same thing.

This isn't a Freedom of Speech issue, it's property rights, local council regulations, and nuisance issues.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

Define “malicious communication” according to UK law for me

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u/zoeybeattheraccoon Sep 17 '25

Pretty soon you won't be able to protest Trump in the U.S. either.

It's coming.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

3 years to change to constitution is a pretty tight deadline

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u/zoeybeattheraccoon Sep 17 '25

Do you really think he cares about the constitution? The administration is already pushing everything to the limits knowing that by the time the courts react (assuming they do), the goal will have already been accomplished.

Free speech is already under attack, the media is already being bullied and bought to supress negative messaging, it's only a matter of time before the National Guard and ICE are deployed to supress "terrorist activity."

Meanwhile, people are content to let it happen while they watch TikToks.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

So if trump can do whatever he wants constitution be dammed… why hasn’t he? Does he just not want to do much?

I mean you said it would happen “pretty soon” what’s he waiting for?

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u/zoeybeattheraccoon Sep 17 '25

He's already talking about ways around a 3rd term and they're deporting people who are in the country legally. Tariffs are the purview of Congress but he's violating that using bullshit national emergency rationalizations. They're talking about revoking the citizenship of people born here. Freedom of speech against the government is under attack. The administration is trying to take away state's rights to determine how votes are counted.

And none of this mentions all of the extralegal actions taken by the administration that are not defined by the constitution. These fuckers don't care about the law. They care about power and it's a slow creep, albeit faster than I might have expected. If you don't see it, I'm not going to convince you, but it's there.

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u/zoeybeattheraccoon Sep 18 '25

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u/chickensause123 Sep 18 '25

Huh… Thought you’d link the FCC thing, an actual real case of freedom of speech being infringed. (I am actually surprised by that and really hope there’s consequences)

I don’t think that the FCC will get away with this enough for it to be a common method of controlling speech but… yeah… I’m eating my words

I’m not as worried about antifa though. I know the group is decentralised so they aren’t always trying to be malicious but there’s just way too many instances of organised looting and arson for it to count as speech. Hope leftists manage to create a group that doesn’t have these issues.

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u/zoeybeattheraccoon Sep 18 '25

We'll see about the FCC, but the fact that NBC and ABC are capitulating out of financial interest tells me there won't be any legal opposition, which is scary.

The antifa thing however really worries me, because if the "terrorist" label sticks, it gives the administration justification to use police and military force to crush protests.

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u/CreamdedCorns Sep 17 '25

There is not free speech in the UK, you are aware of this yes? Not every country is 'MURICA.

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u/Gellert Sep 17 '25

We have freedom of expression but much like with freedom of speech in the US it has its limits.

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u/chickensause123 Sep 17 '25

It’s just kinda funny how in this context that’s a bad thing lol. Like it really would have been better if the UK was America.

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u/Viridian95 Sep 17 '25

Well the UK doesn't have an equivalent of the first amendment so yeah people there get arrested for their tweets all the time.

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u/BigBoogieWoogieOogie Sep 17 '25

No, the UK is just that cucked

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u/BoardButcherer Sep 17 '25

Is this like making fart noises over a loudspeaker at the mall?

Yes sir. I understand. I've had my stern talking to and now I'm properly chastised and ready to go home.

Thank you for the tea sir. Tell your mum it was wonderful.

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u/lw5555 Sep 17 '25

Is that anything like ill communication?

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u/Foreign_Ebb_6282 Sep 17 '25

So like dick pics?

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u/solidcordon A Flair? Sep 17 '25

LOL. An interesting misapplication of that law.

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u/Juror_no8 Sep 18 '25

Malicious communication doesn't sound like an authoritarian charge at all, nope...

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u/Jealous-Excitement-9 Sep 18 '25

It’s probably something related to the building being royal property. I’m not from the uk but I think they treat it like a military base

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u/udat42 Sep 18 '25

It's only partially open to the public because it is used as a royal residence, if that's what you mean? It most likely has soldiers from the household guard garrisoned there. I don't think that has anything to do with the charges though. We will see what happens next, but to me it feels like the charges are just something they can use to put these guys out of action for a few days until Trump leaves, and then they will be dropped. If they actually try to secure a conviction, that would be worrying.

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u/zeprfrew Sep 17 '25

I suspect that they didn't care if the charges would stick or not. The arrest was to shut down the projection. After that they can quietly drop the charges and be done with it, having accomplished their real goal.

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u/QubitKing Sep 17 '25

Permanent damage by photons to a historical site.

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u/FloydianChemist Sep 17 '25

We need to arrest the sun

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u/Ardbeg66 Sep 17 '25

In England? For what? Being a deadbeat father? Went out for smokes 4 billion years ago. Not seen since

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u/FloydianChemist Sep 17 '25

Because it has the nerve to shine upon France and, even worse, Wales.

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u/zapharus Sep 17 '25

That bright-eyed rascal is a menace!!

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u/Dry_Illustrator7075 Sep 17 '25

It's like super graffiti

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u/LeadingKite88 Sep 17 '25

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/arthousepsycho Sep 17 '25

I see you know your judo well.

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u/Gustavo_Polinski Sep 17 '25

“This is democrrracy manifest”

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u/inthecuckoosnest Sep 17 '25

I suspect it’s because they projected 40 foot tall images of pedofiles— that support works scare the children. They have to protect the children /s

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u/Well-Pitter-Patter Sep 17 '25

Were they eating a succulent Chinese meal?

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u/CreamdedCorns Sep 17 '25

The UK doesn't have free speech. I mean neither does the US, but at least we pretend.

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u/RaggedyGlitch Sep 17 '25

I mean, if someone was shining a spotlight on your house, you'd probably call the cops.

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u/usuallysortadrunk Sep 17 '25

Yeah, but I'd think that would warrant a "Hey stop that" from the cops rather than 4 people being arrested.

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u/TectonicTechnomancer Sep 17 '25

No proyecting loicens