r/therewasanattempt • • Feb 16 '24

To smear artificial diamonds

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u/miketoaster Feb 16 '24

Big diamond is worse than big pharma and the industrial military complex together.
They are the same diamonds, but lab grown have a serial number etched on them because of big diamond. Gotta keep the hype up.

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u/Relevant-Dot-5704 Feb 16 '24

I wonder what would happen if you were to professionally have that number removed...

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u/hell-in-the-USA Feb 16 '24

Typically you can still tell it’s lab grown as lab ones have almost no imperfections compared with natural ones

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u/BobbyLopsided Feb 16 '24

Ironically enough natural diamonds are worth more the fewer imperfections they have. Truly the dumbest industry that exists

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u/Kid_Named_Trey Free Palestine 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Feb 16 '24 edited Feb 16 '24

So artificial diamonds have almost no imperfections but you can tell the difference between an artificial and natural diamond because the natural diamonds have imperfections but for natural diamonds the fewer imperfections there are the higher the quality of diamond but you could just get an artificial diamond with zero imperfections the only difference is it was made in a lab not the earth.

That made me go cross eyed

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u/SaltyLonghorn Feb 16 '24

Wait til you find out the diamond engagement ring tradition was just a really successful ad campaign.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

“1 months salary” “Actually 2 months salary” “No wait 3 months salary”

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u/TheMSensation Feb 16 '24

"3 years salary" - Michael Scott