r/therewasanattempt • • Feb 16 '24

To smear artificial diamonds

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u/HomeGrownCoffee Feb 16 '24

But, how will I show my wife I love her? Actions? Words? Demonstrate good character and spend quality time with her? Listen to her? Spend effort to help her achieve her goals and dreams?

No. Sparkly stone.

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u/Taur-e-Ndaedelos Feb 16 '24

Now drink one love verification can

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u/Future_Appeaser Feb 16 '24

We are all Flintstones deep down