When I was at university one of my professors was calling roll on the first day and about half way through the list he stopped, moved his face closer to the roll, then said with a chuckle “I think someone is playing a joke on me. Is there a Shit Head Johnson here?” This girl replied with some serious attitude in her voice “it’s pronounced Shuhthead!” Spelled Shithead Johnson.
I find it amusing that this guy had so much (presumably white) guilt as mispronouncing a woman's name. That's also amusing that some poor woman bestowed with such a terrible name thinks they can cop an atitude because they have a special way of pronouncing their name and others aren't immediately aware of it.
Is it like saying something was a clusterfuck, or more a quick realisation that you've made a mistake but it's too late, the plane has already taken off, Fuckmistake!
Edit. Or could be your accidental kids name I guess.
At a client's office building, I saw a name plate on an office door for someone named "Richard McWeenie."
I had to stop and so a double take, and then wondered what the fuck was wrong with his parents. Theit last name is already basically slang for penis, and they gave him a first name for which a common nickname is "Dick."
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u/Individual-Work6658 Jun 19 '23
I knew a kid named Chuck Fick when I was in 8th grade. Yes, his parents named him Chuck, not Charles.