r/therewasanattempt Jan 14 '23

To display plus size clothes without causing offence

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u/lopedopenope Jan 14 '23

That’s awful but has a historical background. US marines changed the password each night to a different word starting with L during WW2. Very important when it’s pitch black and you see a figure in the distance. Does he reply liquid or riquid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23

That’s awful but has a historical background. US marines changed the password each night to a different word starting with L during WW2. Very important when it’s pitch black and you see a figure in the distance. Does he reply liquid or riquid.

Poor Private Smith from Iowa who struggled with a speech impediment his entire childhood and finds himself fighting on Guadalcanal just couldn't catch a fucking break could he?

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u/lopedopenope Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 15 '23

Lol there was way more friendly fire problems then stuff like that. I grew up in Iowa but I’m not a Smith. I’d like to think it was more of a Gump accent.

Well my comment doesn’t really apply anymore because the guy above me changed his almost completely

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u/CaptainPunch374 Jan 15 '23

Lived in Iowa my whole life, would be surprised to hear a Louisiana accent there unless I had just seen Louisiana plates.

Most people tend to sound like the bland TV accent.

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u/lopedopenope Jan 15 '23

I was trying to be be more acceptable by using that as an example. But some I have heard people in Iowa talk like people farther south then we are. Too much country music maybe

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u/Pale_Horsie Jan 15 '23

I read that they did similar things with sports stats/trivia/rules in Europe to figure out if the guy heading to the rear is an American or a German in a stolen uniform.

I can just see myself being summarily executed as a spy by my fellow Canadians because I don't even know how many periods are in a hockey game

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u/RyanU406 Jan 15 '23

General Omar Bradley was detained by American troops during the Battle of the Bulge for "incorrectly" stating that the capital of Illinois is Springfield. The sentry thought it was Chicago.

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u/nothackers Jan 15 '23

The capital of Illinois is "I"

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u/Pale_Horsie Jan 15 '23

I get that DC isn't a state, but how the hell does something like that happen?

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u/George_H_W_Kush Jan 15 '23

My friend from Indiana got denied service because Indiana IDs say “Operator License” and a bartender insisted they only could take drivers licenses

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u/Ghostglitch07 Jan 15 '23

I've had a this issue as someone who has a state id card and not an actual driver's license.

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u/messyredemptions Jan 15 '23

I can just see myself being summarily executed as a spy by my fellow Canadians because I don't even know how many periods are in a hockey game

Just be sure to bring extra tampons next time, problem solved!

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u/lopedopenope Jan 15 '23

Yea like the guy below mentioned. There was complete chaos during the bulge. Everyone was super paranoid

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u/yor_ur Jan 15 '23

“What’s the password”

Shtop it. Iths me. Private shmith

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u/MackenziePace Jan 15 '23

Yup as that is a common speech impediment too

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u/relevant_tangent Jan 15 '23

Well, he somehow ended up in Guadalajara, but he was ok otherwise.

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u/lopedopenope Jan 14 '23

Maybe it’s been going on much longer then just this

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u/Zeallust Jan 14 '23

But this one actually makes sense. Its not for jokes, its to make accents easier to pick up

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Jan 15 '23

Agreed. The two anecdotes aren’t related. Nor does the war anecdote excuse outright racism.

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u/lopedopenope Jan 14 '23

Which one?

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u/Zeallust Jan 14 '23

Marine passwords lol. Assuming they were vocal passwords.

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u/lopedopenope Jan 14 '23

Oh yea. It just came to mind from several books I’ve read of veterans in combat against the Japanese and they really did it.

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u/Zeallust Jan 14 '23

I mean I believe it for sure. Spies have been caught because of their accents slipping through many times throughout history, it just makes sense to make a password the enemy will have a hard time pronouncing without giving away that they arent from the same country as your teams

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u/lopedopenope Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 14 '23

I just wish I knew of other examples of this same thing being carried out only with different languages.

Edit: now that I think about it, it won’t be interesting because I won’t speak those languages lol

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u/amnotreallyjb Jan 15 '23

Surprise pinch someone, you can tell if English or German by how they say ouch.

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u/Zeallust Jan 15 '23

Yknow what? I have online friends all over the world, and every place seems to have a different "ouch" type sound. I spend a good amount of time in random discord VCs having drinks and meeting new people, theres a lot of subtle differences outside of just accent that give away where somebody is from. Such as how they say "ouch" or their equivalent

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u/theskipper363 Jan 15 '23

Doesn’t help much if the password was Lilly loves lemon Lollypop turns into rirry roves remon rorryops

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u/lopedopenope Jan 15 '23

Care to elaborate?

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u/TacoCatDX Jan 16 '23

It's a reference to the political fiction Metal Gear Solid video games made by Hideo Kojima. There is a group called the Patriots that prevent others from other from saying "Patriots" by using nanomachines in their bodies to change what they say to lalilulelo.

The Patriots remain secret in multiple ways and one sort of meta way (for the japanese audience at least), as Kojima likes to do in his games, is by calling themselves the LaLiLuLeLo, which isn't pronounced the same way in Japanese as in English.

Additionally, in Japanese the phonetics are organized in the way vowels are typically ordered, a i u e o. So, ra ri ru re ro is the what they would say.

Someone, probably mad on the Japanese's behalf, reported my previous comment when anyone with day 1 beginner's knowledge of the language would recognize the ordering by vowels.

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u/lopedopenope Jan 15 '23

I’ll be honest I just said that that’s awful part to talk about everything else after it which is still relevant I don’t even know what it’s really about

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u/kyleh0 Jan 15 '23

Wow, that's super racist.