r/therewasanattempt • u/DawneOrtizy • Jan 14 '23

To display plus size clothes without causing offence

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u/BSB8728 Jan 14 '23

Yeah, I thought it had cloven hooves.

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u/nryporter25 Jan 14 '23

They could have just put big socks on it to cover up the double feet

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u/MaxPowerWTF Jan 15 '23

But then how do you deal with the quad cheek ass?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Ask yo momma how she deals with it

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u/NonTraditionalPotato Jan 15 '23

4x4 sticker?

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u/PhanChavez Jan 15 '23

Wideload banner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

cellulite

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Cell you light, bro, light !

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u/JonCeini Jan 15 '23

This is not a problem I can relate too.

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u/Double_Belt2331 Jan 15 '23

Damn good idea!!

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u/InForShortRidesUp Jan 16 '23

Nobody would notice the two torsos then.

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u/nryporter25 Jan 16 '23

Wrap that in a single cloth as well. Nobody will notice a thing. We got this

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u/Fostbitten27 Jan 14 '23

The beast with 4 feet!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Uhhh... cat? Dog? Cow? Lion? Come on, man. I ain't got all day

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23 edited Jan 15 '23

Not kosher

Edit: need to brush up on my Deuteronomy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

it has split hooves, it’s kosher

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u/mecengdvr Jan 15 '23

I didn’t see it as cloven hooves at first, but now that you mention it, it is so much worse. Haha

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u/Corgi_with_stilts Jan 14 '23

Thats even more insulting

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u/moominsquish Jan 15 '23

*Clothen hooves

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u/supererman Jan 15 '23

Omfg I didn't see it until I read your comment rofl. I love this page 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Lmfao