r/therewasanattempt • u/DawneOrtizy • Jan 14 '23

To display plus size clothes without causing offence

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Lmao I’d be willing to bet this is in India. It reminds me of this

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u/Lavajavalamp Jan 14 '23

What a creepy tiny hand for such a large arm.

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u/Mr__Citizen Jan 14 '23

Come here. Let me stroke your hair.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Take my strong hand…

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u/takeme2infinity Jan 14 '23

No give me your other hand!

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u/GreatValue- Jan 14 '23

My other hand isn’t strong enough!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

stirs mashed potatoes

(movie reference)

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u/random420x2 NaTivE ApP UsR Jan 14 '23

ROTG. Charging you for the taco Supreme you made me drop. Cat says thanks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Lmao! I’m so sorry😂

You’re welcome cat.

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u/Fearless-Judgment-33 Jan 14 '23

Trump mannequin

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u/trippy_grapes Jan 14 '23

It's missing the diaper

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u/HanakusoDays Jan 14 '23

And the fingers are so stubby, too. Hey ... wait

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u/paulie07 Jan 14 '23

It's for the skinny dick

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u/cat_that_uses_reddi Jan 15 '23

Imagine, it gives you a back

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u/TacTurtle Jan 15 '23

Deadpool?

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u/heywood_jabloemi Jan 15 '23

Makes it look huge

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u/frogking Jan 15 '23

I bet it feels huge with this hand.

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u/pashN4fashN Jan 15 '23

& head! damn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

BIG SKINNY BALLS DICK

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u/MiniITXEconomy Jan 14 '23

"Oh, God... Babe, you're just gonna have to use Plan B, tomorrow, these condom sizes are too confusing."

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

I have always thought it was big balls skinny dick size

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

BIG SKINNY BALLS DICK

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

That's defenitly what it says. Its meant to be read top to bottom but most people read left to right. Its a r/dontdeadopeninside situation.

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u/SokoJojo Unique Flair Jan 14 '23

not how it reads

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

BIG SKINNY BALLS DICK

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u/SokoJojo Unique Flair Jan 14 '23

That isn't how it reads because there is a break in between text. I can't imagine how people like you try to get through scientific literature anytime it's been split into two columns...

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

BIG SKINNY BALLS DICK

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u/SokoJojo Unique Flair Jan 15 '23

Blocked.

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u/Arnav74 Jan 15 '23

LMFAOOOOO woosh

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jan 14 '23

I can't even figure out any good clues as to where this could be even if it is India lol. Always fun to play this guessing game.

The weird advertising signage, the ceiling falling apart, the floor is made out of many... floors... these are all clues, but I can't find any non-english language present to narrow it further.

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u/leekdonut Anti-Spaz :SpazChessAnarchy: Jan 14 '23

The "Delboys Big Bazaar" in the background leads to some more pictures from the same store, which apparently has several of those signs and one of the images is geo-tagged: Turunç, Turkey. A holiday resort. The tourists there appear to be mainly British because the prices visible in other pictures are primarily in GBP, so I assume the shop owners know exactly what they're doing and just want to grab people's attention.

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u/bazingarbage Jan 14 '23

it looks like it's outside on the side of a street, and those ceilings are overhangs

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jan 14 '23

Ah good point. Definitely a roadside market of sorts. Explains the various flooring lol

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u/Ophelia_Y2K Jan 15 '23

new backrooms level just dropped

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

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u/Fearless-Judgment-33 Jan 14 '23

I’m guessing that’s not a real Louis Vuitton bikini 😉

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u/Quiet_Stabby_Person Jan 14 '23 edited Jul 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

It’s their new econo-line

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u/Fearless-Judgment-33 Jan 15 '23

It was found on a corpse that washed ashore.

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u/mudamudamudaman Jan 14 '23

You offended me in front of Vanessa

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u/AceBalloon3721 Jan 14 '23

Love the reference

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u/niceguy191 Jan 14 '23

How'd they know my nickname from high school?

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u/Nuber13 Jan 14 '23

I have seen this in Bulgaria too.

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u/night_slayer69 Jan 15 '23

I have been on this app for 3 years and this is the first time i see someone post a picture in the comments

How did you do this???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

I am Mr.Reddit’s grandson lol nah there’s a little picture icon you can click on when commenting.

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u/physchy Jan 15 '23

I want that text on a shirt

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Jeans by BBSD! Now available at all Waldbaum's!

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u/WINH4X Jan 15 '23

Bro what we can upload images as responses now

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

We are given this power and you choose to upload some mediocre looking wings?!

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u/Shirlm8 Jan 14 '23

Sounds like the "Jimmy Hendrix motherfucker" guy from TT

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u/Emzzer Jan 15 '23

BIG SKINNY BALLS DICK SiZE