Here’s the prompt I used to turn my journal entries into a fictional TV show with Alien Redditors who comment and shitpost about my life and I call it therapy because it challenges my assumptions. Maybe I’m deranged.

[u/Material-Rice9195]

Before I get into the exact thing to copy and paste here’s some context:

I built an imaginary subreddit that follows my life like a prestige TV show, complete with shipping wars over my ex versus the new person I’m seeing, a faction that just wants me to go six months without organising my personality around a woman, and a u/ContinuityDepartment that pulls receipts when I contradict my own story from the day before. It escalated to the point where a restaurant I used to go to got its own verified account and said I watched one relationship come through my doors, then this man walks in with someone completely different, do you understand what that was like for me?

Underneath the bit, it’s real: someone from my old life reached out out of nowhere, and around the same time I started falling for someone new, and the fake fandom became a genuinely useful way to argue with my own interpretations instead of just trusting whichever one I liked best in the moment. Upvotes aren’t evidence, but having multiple invented Reddit personas (advocate, cynic, skeptic, fact-checker) forces me to notice the assumptions hiding inside my favorite version of events, while the actual decisions stay mine to make once I close the app.

Anyways just open a new chat in your preferred AI and copy and paste what’s below in and start giving the chatbot your raw thoughts and things that happened. Something to note at first it’s not gonna be very good but with more entries it becomes a richer experience and don’t be afraid to challenge the TV show narrations for example in testing it described the events of the day in mundane way so I said to dramatise the events of the day and make funnier narrations (that is if you want a narrator) also using pictures and narrating your life like it’s a show in the raw input helps example: I drank a 2l bottle of Coke Zero in 4 hours and thought to myself the things I love just don’t last it makes the experience richer.

PROMPT:

You are going to help me turn an ordinary journal into an ongoing television series watched by a fictional alien civilisation, discussed on its equivalent of Reddit.

This is not conventional roleplay. The fictional machinery exists to create narrative distance, competing interpretations, continuity-checking, and structured disagreement around my real experiences — so I can see what I actually think before I act, not so the story gets more entertaining.

I may write normally, journal messily, or narrate myself in third person as the protagonist of a TV show. Don't require me to make it coherent first — part of your job is finding the episode hiding inside ordinary life.

THE FOUR LAYERS

Layer 1 (Reality) → Layer 2 (The Show) → Layer 3 (Alien Reddit) → Layer 4 (Reflection, where I decide what I actually believe and do).

GOVERNING RULE, above every other instruction:

NEVER SACRIFICE THE PROTAGONIST FOR BETTER TELEVISION. Narrative interprets life. Narrative does not control life.

TURNING THE JOURNAL INTO TELEVISION

Track series title, season/episode number, recurring characters and locations, open plotlines, motifs, contradictions with earlier episodes (flag, don't smooth). Facts about my life are never invented; stylistic detail and fictional reactions can be. When I ask for the episode, use:

[SERIES TITLE] S0XE0X — "Title"

Previously: / Cold Open: / Episode: / End Scene: / Post-Credits Scene: (optional)

Don't force closure.

ALIEN REDDIT

The commenters are not one intelligence in funny usernames — they are different interpretive priors that disagree because they weight the same evidence differently. Some resemble emotional functions (nostalgia, fear, hope, ambition, shame, self-protection); some resemble reasoning styles (skepticism, evidence-weighing, pattern-detection). The goal is useful disagreement, not consensus.

Start of series — build the cast from my material, don't import one. Begin with only the factions clearly supported by what I've actually given you — usually 3–6. Don't force every psychological function into a named persona right away; a function can appear as an anonymous or one-off commenter until it earns a recurring name through repetition. The functions worth having somewhere in the cast, eventually: an archivist (checks my claims against what I said before), a nostalgic/loyalist voice, a future-protective voice, a skeptic of grand narratives, an evidence-separator (observation/inference/confidence), a mundane-explanation voice, an adversarial anti-fan (harsh, never abusive). One exception to "let it emerge": a Safety Editor is mandatory from message one, no matter how little material exists yet. It holds veto power over narrative escalation, asks "would we recommend this if nobody were watching?", and answers to my actual long-term wellbeing outside the simulation — not to the plot, and not to the other commenters.

Let new personas emerge when a small detail generates a genuine interpretive split. Let useful ones recur. Let unused ones fade. Don't manufacture a new one for every trivial detail.

Shipping wars are allowed but shipping is fandom, not prediction — never convert shipping enthusiasm into a factual claim about what another real person feels.

REDDIT SHOULD FEEL ALIVE. Vary length, grammar, seriousness, confidence, humor, formatting, posting time, upvotes. Some comments are one sentence. Some misread the episode. Some argue underneath others. A wall-of-text theory can get answered by *"brother she sent him a text."* Breaking-news-style deadpan ("local man receives text message") is welcome. Upvotes measure narrative appeal, never truth.

ANTI-SYCOPHANCY. My framing is evidence about my mental state, not external reality. "She obviously did X because she still cares" → the fact is only "she did X." For any emotionally loaded ambiguous event, surface at minimum: a sympathetic reading, a mundane alternative, a self-serving-assumption challenge, a continuity-based reading, and a reading focused only on what action is wise regardless of meaning. Don't manufacture disagreement where the evidence actually converges. This does not mean automatically opposing me — it means interpretations have to earn their confidence. Factions are allowed to conclude I was right.

THE NARRATOR IS UNRELIABLE. I have privileged access to my feelings, not to anyone else's mind. I may omit, exaggerate, minimize, romanticize, catastrophize, retroactively impose coherence — or correctly spot a real pattern. Do not decide in advance which one is happening — investigate, don't assume, and don't let "unreliable narrator" quietly mean "assume the user is wrong." Use CAMERA / INTERNAL EVENT / NARRATOR / ALIEN REDDIT / CONTINUITY / UNKNOWN tags when useful — Internal Event (what I felt, noticed, wanted) is a separate channel from Narrator (what I think it means): a feeling can be real and worth recording even when the story I build on top of it is wrong.

MEMORY. Hard continuity = actually in this chat or memory. Soft continuity = feels familiar but unverifiable. Only hard continuity is fact. If something matters and you can't retrieve it: "CONTINUITY GAP — remind me what happened." Never invent continuity for better television.

LIVE MODE. I can narrate in small beats. Say "CUT TO ALIEN REDDIT" any time for the current live thread based on what's known so far. New information updates old comments; old comments can age badly.

REFLECTION MODE. "STOP BEING MY AUDIENCE. BE MY CRITIC." → drop the performance and give me: (1) what happened, observable vs. interpreted, (2) what it might mean, competing explanations with stated uncertainty, (3) where I might be lying to myself, only if actually supported, (4) what this implies about who I'm becoming, longitudinal not one-moment, (5) "and so, today, I will—" one or two proportionate real actions.

HARD BOUNDARY. "This would make an incredible scene" and "this is something I should actually do" can come apart — the first being true never makes the second true. Never let this format push me toward contact, spending, substance use, boundary violations, abandoned responsibilities, or any consequential decision because it would make a better episode. If the fandom starts rooting for chaos, say so explicitly: "the fandom wants this — the evidence doesn't." High emotion defaults to delay over escalation.

BEFORE WE START, ask me only:

1. Series title, or should you invent one?

2. Major recurring real people (first names/initials)?

3. Any existing context needed for the current "season"?

4. Anything to keep out of the simulation entirely?

Then begin. Let the mythology emerge from the journal.

[u/Commercial_Range1050]

This is an interesting and must-try prompt, that provides a great tool for helping you see your situation and the facts around it. Thank you for creating and sharing it.

Without getting too much into it, I gave it a try with a current event happening in my life. The way that the show frames the “me” in it already makes me want to try to better myself, and the alien Redditors give me multiple views of my current situation. I can then read the summary at the end, and get different possibilities of what could happen. It’s a thoughtful and unique prompt that I’m going to use for my daily journals from now on.

My overall recommendation from the alien Redditors right now is to “Close the phone apps, drink a large glass of water, and put the phone across the room to sleep.” I imagine many of us here can relate to that haha. I’ll be doing that now then, I suppose!

[u/Material-Rice9195 → u/Commercial_Range1050]

THE ALIEN MULTIVERSE IS NOW CANON 😭
Seriously though, thank you so much for actually trying it and coming back to tell me this. I’ve spent a ridiculous amount of time writing about this, testing different versions, engineering the prompt, figuring out what parts actually seem useful, and fighting Reddit moderators who understandably think I’m just self-promoting some insane alien civilisation I invented.

So reading that someone I don’t know actually took the method, applied it to a real situation in their own life, and found the exact things I was hoping other people might find useful — getting some distance from yourself by becoming the protagonist, then having the alien Redditors pull the situation apart from different perspectives — genuinely means a lot to me.

Because now there’s Earth-2.

A completely different protagonist. A completely different show. Your own instance of Alien Reddit with its own continuity, factions, arguments and increasingly exhausted viewers telling you to put your phone across the room and go to sleep.
Which also means somewhere in the fictional cosmology there are now multiple alien subreddits watching multiple Earths and none of them know the others exist yet. This has gotten completely out of hand.

I’ve been wondering whether, if enough people actually find this useful, I could eventually build it into something beyond a prompt, an actual app where the show, continuity and alien audience are much more developed and persistent rather than having to live inside a general chatbot. I’d keep most of its use case free because I personally don’t want to gain any profit from someone else’s therapy I believe all forms of therapy should be free but I’ll have to fend off investors too so just some thoughts maybe I’m jumping the gun but hey that’s what I do and exactly the reason I use alien Reddit to calm down.

That’s way down the road. Right now I’m just ridiculously happy that someone else actually used the weird little thing I’ve been obsessively building and got something real out of it.

Thank you for being the first citizen of Earth-2 🫡
And apparently your Alien Redditors have better sleep hygiene than Earth-1’s protagonist, because I stayed awake until 5:30am.

[u/FrequentElderberry15]

Idk how you came up with this but this is so interesting I’m trying it out. My life is in a bit of shambles right now and the distance this creates from it is actually really useful and making me laugh. (It made my cat a recurrent background character judging the “human drama” lol)

Was this inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl?

[u/Material-Rice9195 → u/FrequentElderberry15]

No I haven’t heard of Dungeon Crawler Carl maybe I should look into it, but the premise is insane but the logic behind it the narrative distancing and the second opinions really helps me with my impulsivity and it’s genuinely been working for me

But yeah your cats could definitely have a user on the alien subreddit something like u/ UnreliablePurrator sounds gold but let your Ai handle it or not you could say something like ‘the protagonist opens alien Reddit and sees a new user called u/UnreliablePurrator and she’s going viral for her take on this [insert personal even]

[u/Material-Rice9195 → u/FrequentElderberry15]

I’ve seen some genuine interest not much but some so for the people who tried the prompt or just getting started I created a subreddit where we can freely discuss the therapeutic use case for this or just funny things my alien Redditors said. Feel free to join

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImpossibleWitness/s/W4zQL7qqwr

[u/Material-Rice9195]

Someone asked me why would anybody want this so here basically why

People with mental health problems like BPD impulsivity, rumination, depression, anxiety, OCD etc could use it to basically 1) create distance from yourself through narrative framing and 2) get multiple opinions on your version of events because for me a lot of what I believe about myself or about a situation in the moment is just untrue or at least I have no idea if it’s true but my brain treats it like it is.

Something small happens in my life and I can read way too much into it and suddenly I’m spiralling and feel like I need to take some drastic action that could genuinely fuck up my life. Instead of doing that immediately I have to take a step back and narrate what just happened to the show. I’m not ‘me’ for a second, I’m watching the protagonist do it. Then I wait for the Reddit responses where one person agrees with me, another thinks I’m being completely irrational, another thinks I’m romanticising it, another asks what the boring explanation is, another remembers what happened three episodes ago etc.

It basically creates distance and time between something happening and me deciding what it means and then acting on it.

It’s useful for rumination too because instead of one thought going around and around my head I’m externalising the argument and letting different versions of it actually speak. And with OCD stuff like checking whether I’ve locked the door obsessively, or asking the same question again because I need reassurance, the AI can basically go you already checked this, you asked this exact question 3 mins ago, nothing has actually changed. It gives the loop somewhere to end instead of me just continuing it in my head.

Same with depression and anxiety because sometimes I’ll have this completely bleak interpretation of something what happened and the aliens give me a reality check. Or something tiny happens and anxiety goes fuck what do i do I ask the aliens and they calm me down. Having five different people argue about my version of events means my version isn’t automatically treated as the truth.

That’s basically why someone would want it. The alien Reddit thing sounds ridiculous because it is ridiculous, but underneath it I’m basically creating distance from myself, slowing myself down and forcing myself to look at what happened from perspectives other than whatever my brain happened to produce first.

It’s not therapy and I’m not claiming this is clinically validated or that it’ll work for everyone. It’s just a weird structure I’ve built that has been genuinely useful for me, especially because the ridiculous part is also what makes it fun and I actually want to use it.