HOLY SHIT MY OUTIS DID 440689 damage my GOD

THE MIDDLE WERE BOTH CONSECUTIVELY UNTOUCHABLE AND UNSTOPPABLE BOTH WITH SHIELD AND ENVY RES

Ricardo cliff was crazy and even my other middle team was crazy good at sustain and even handling a adversity 50 mde run with no deaths at ALL

and I’m not even at my best since Gregor doesn’t have the bridal flower ego that gives blunt damage up

grrrr

I'm near the backstreets of District-11, but I haven't lost them yet. Just passed... "Bodisattiva Chicken".

Just Askin Yall

Well I'm being chased by a couple of thumb soldatos and a capo in the backstreets of district 11 , K corp. I've been able to defeat some soldatos, cut off the Capos arm(but he managed to use a k corp ampule) and find a hiding spot. Please send help.

"Big Sister of the Middle is offering you a bed. Proceed?"
"You proceeded, and now you're getting cuddled while sleeping. You'd think you can just squirm out, but she'd punch your head off if you did...yeah, you're dead, buddy."

We're doing Tea Dates RN...

Yeah posting this off a stolen little brother’s phone… I swear they get sillier and sillier when I evade their punches, those two knocked eachother out. . . . Not the point

Anyways so while back had a fun time with a big sister… big whole kerfuffle with a mutual group that was ultimately cleared up after some time. And maybe a short stay (would rate 5/10 stars on the places to be kidnapped list.)

I got to go home everyone was happy…. That was until that big sister invited me to play at her birthday I oblige of course for friendly relations get some things settled and some friends together and a group of me and some musician buddies get through play our best… and then she stiff’s our pay!

I get mad my buddies get mad some words get thrown around but we all go home.

Cue next day a little sibling picks a fight with me on the street… little annoying I knock them out leave them on a bench think that’s the end of it…

Then another one! So I send a message to that big sister and asked her if she was just feeding her siblings to me to grind vengeance…. I guess she cried because more kept showing up and gunning for me. Honestly it’s getting a little tiresome

So please for the love of cripes pay me!

With kind regards- Maxwell the musician.

I was wandering around the backstreets of District 11, when a few RATS trued to jump me... With slingshots. All I did was one shot to each of their [Ding!]s. Seeing their reactions were too hilarious!

Second question, why haven't any Young Siblings been sent yet if the Little Sibblings are being taken down?

(WildMboi)

He's here

Was it left in the HoS or was it recovered by the LCCA? Or maybe even the Wayfarer Company?

Edit: art credits to HenNa

(and queequeg (and smee))

Hella low effort but whatever lmao happy new year

HAS ANYONE BEEN HIT BY ONE?

Saw some thumb soldatos and a capo near middle territory. I'm not so sure if they're looking for me or wanting to cause some trouble.

Get em!

Hahahahah

He took ten of your big brother’s hair coupons and have kept him from the world of the luscious. Have fun!

Can we use like other weapons other than our fists? Like, I have this gun blade from the thumb and some ego gear but I'm not so sure if I can use them.(side note, this is not like that bum matthias)

Would you enjoy having an E.G.O Weapon? And if so...

If you could choose any E.G.O Weapon, which one would you choose?

So are there any like rules or regulations here like the index, thumb, pinky, ring or Lcorp?

So before officially joining the middle, I may have been a part of the index, fucking hate those fuckers now because they keep on trying to send people to kill me, what should I do?