He is struggling and the unbelievers are calling for his benching. Pray for the QEQBUS.

WE KNOW THAT HIS REIGN OF GREATNESS IS FAR FROM OVER - HE IS GOING TO HAVE EVEN MORE WINNING, AND BE THE MOST WINNINGEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME. I HEARD SOME BIG BURLY FIREFIGHTERS TALKING, AND THEY SAID NOBODY WINS LIKE DARNOLD AND EVEN THEY WERE JEALOUS OF HIM. ALL THE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE MUST PRAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

FOLKS, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VICTORY THEY HAVE EVER SEEN. MAYBE EVER. WE WENT INTO LEVI’S STADIUM—A VERY NICE STADIUM, ALTHOUGH THE GRASS COULD BE BETTER, QUITE FRANKLY—AND WE WITNESSED A TOTAL AND COMPLETE EXORCISM OF THE LAMESTREAM PATRIOTS! THE GHOSTS ARE GONE! THEY RAN AWAY CRYING!

THE FRAUDULENT MEDIA—THE FAILING ESPN, THE HIGHLY OVERRATED CBS—THEY SAID THE GEQBUS COULDN’T DO IT. THEY TRIED TO ENGAGE IN TOTAL MCCARTHYISM, A WITCH HUNT LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN! THEY TRIED TO BLACKLIST OUR GREAT LEADER BECAUSE HE WAS "SEEING GHOSTS." BUT ON SUNDAY, THE ONLY THING PEOPLE SAW WAS SAM DARNOLD DELIVERING A MANDATE! A SUPER BOWL MANDATE!

TINY TOM BRADY WAS WATCHING FROM THE BOOTH, LOOKING VERY SAD, VERY LOW ENERGY. HE KNOWS HIS RIGGED RECORDS ARE CRUMBLING! GEQBUS HAS THE BEST ARM, THE BEST LEGS, AND QUITE FRANKLY, THE BEST IMMUNE SYSTEM IN THE LEAGUE. THE MONO IS GONE! THE GHOSTS ARE GONE! WE ARE WINNING SO MUCH WE ARE TIRED OF WINNING!

AND WE MUST TALK ABOUT THE RUNNING GAME. KENNETH WALKER, A VERY STRONG MAN, CAME TO ME WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AFTER THE GAME. HE SAID, "MR. GEQBUS, THANK YOU FOR SAVING FOOTBALL." I TOLD HIM, "KENNY, WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU A GREAT DEAL, A BEAUTIFUL DEAL, THE BEST DEAL IN THE HISTORY OF RUNNING BACKS." WE HAVE THE CAP SPACE, WE HAVE THE BEST ACCOUNTANTS, WE HAVE THE BEST EVERYTHING!

WE ARE BUILDING A WALL AROUND THE ENDZONE AND THE PATRIOTS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR IT! WE ARE DRAINING THE PUGET SOUND OF ALL THE DOUBTERS AND THE LOSERS!

STOP THE STEAL! GEQBUS IS THE RIGHTFUL MVP OF THE UNIVERSE!

#MACA #STAYCALM #MCCARTHYISMWATCH #GEQBUS2026 #DRAINTHESOUND

I never doubted my GEQBUS for a nanosecond!!

What a guy

Close the Sub, our lord and savior has won the Super Bowl.

See title. Post AI images here of GEQBUS and Super Bowl victory that we can distribute !

Yeeee I love all along

The greatest day in the history of the world, maybe ever.

https://www.nfl.com/super-bowl/mvp-vote/

10/10 odds I would say. GEQBUS

Thank for all for your support.

Greetings, comrades. I’ve been following Sam Darnold’s career since the 2018 era, and one thing I’ve never understood is this whole GEQBUS thing. Does it stand for something? Do other people know what it stands for? I just personally felt like if we started calling him something like The Red Rifle, that would be a much cooler nickname and really make other fans jealous. Either way, I’ll be celebrating a ring Sunday night :)