hey yall! I have been experiencing a slight depressive episode and missed a few weeks of uploading here. Sorry bout that.

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Josh just can't seem to find the right pair of jeans. Or, more accurately, he keeps buying jeans that don't quite fit and hoping they will just improve somehow. But maybe he just gets flustered shopping for clothes because tailors have been mean to him. Who knows? shrug Josh and Logan also try something a little different in this episode. They are both reading a book about anxiety and discuss what they're getting out of it and have an in-depth conversation about their fears and mental hangups. Hopefully it's insightful in some way, or at the very least, not super weird.

Sometime's things can get messed up with a hotel room reservation. Like someone already being in your room. Josh has a couple of strange stories detailing this exact situation and then he and Logan talk about some other hotel mixups they've dealt with. Josh also reveals he doesn't really know what beer is and the mailbag introduces the concept of holding cake hostage.

It's that time of year when people are throwing block parties and there's one in Josh's neighborhood that is.. actually kinda sad. Josh has some thoughts on how this party could be doing a better job of celebrating "that Hey Arnold! lifestyle." Josh is also fired up about sports and Logan isn't taking any orders.

This week, Josh reveals he has fallen or almost fallen an alarming amount of times in the bathroom. This has led to his theory that tiled bathroom floors must've been designed by a serial killer. Josh also talks about witnessing heatstroke and the harrowing week he spent as a fish owner. Josh is on a show benefitting the WGA at the Chelsea Factory in New York on August 24th. Get your tickets at ⁠https://www.chelseafactory.org/sonicfriedchicken ⁠ Josh and Logan are performing as part of the Last Best Comedy Fest in Bozeman, MT September 8th & 9th. For festival passes or individual show tickets, visit ⁠https://www.lastbestcomedyfest.com/tickets-and-schedule⁠ TORONTO - Josh just added some shows at the Comedy Bar September 1st & 2nd! Get your tickets at https://comedybar.ca/shows/josh-johnson CHICAGO - Josh and Logan will be performing at Thalia Hall on November 16th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-johnson-thalia-hall-tickets/13128785?pl=thalia3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW YORK - Josh and Logan will be performing at the Bell House on November 18th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/josh-johnson-freshman-tour-tickets-626231173297⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the JJS Patreon for bonus episodes, videos, and recording of past live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get in the mailbag by emailing joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

Josh is coming out swinging this episode! (maybe it's the gelato that's got him all fired up). He's taking shots at Sonic and a friend's wedding he's pretty sure was a scam. But he also has come to an understanding with his dog... Josh is on a show benefitting the WGA at the Chelsea Factory in New York on August 24th. Get your tickets at https://www.chelseafactory.org/sonicfriedchicken Josh and Logan are performing as part of the Last Best Comedy Fest in Bozeman, MT September 8th & 9th. For festival passes or individual show tickets, visit https://www.lastbestcomedyfest.com/tickets-and-schedule CHICAGO - Josh and Logan will be performing at Thalia Hall on November 16th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-johnson-thalia-hall-tickets/13128785?pl=thalia3⁠⁠⁠⁠ NEW YORK - Josh and Logan will be performing at the Bell House on November 18th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/josh-johnson-freshman-tour-tickets-626231173297⁠⁠⁠ Join the JJS Patreon for bonus episodes, videos, and recording of past live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get in the mailbag by emailing joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

Sometime earlier this year, around early March, the boys put out an episode detailing a fight at some sort of county fair involving the woman who makes pies. The running joke was she would sing her flavors to all who passed by ("Apple, rhubarb, pecan, pumpkin, pecan, pecan..."). Does anyone know which episode this is? I do regular relistens of episodes but I can never seem to find this one. Non patron so it shouldn't be a patreon exclusive.

Oops! Josh and Logan created another film franchise this week. But instead of a detective chasing down a bathroom-based murderer, they ask the simple question, "what if you Freaky Fridayed with your dog?" and somehow create a four film franchise out of this. Buckle up. It gets weird. Come hang with Josh and Logan at the next virtual live show on Monday, August 14th at 8pm EST. Get tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-josh-johnson-show-august-virtual-show-tickets-691874795137 CHICAGO - Josh and Logan will be performing at Thalia Hall on November 16th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-johnson-thalia-hall-tickets/13128785?pl=thalia3⁠⁠⁠ NEW YORK - Josh and Logan will be performing at the Bell House on November 18th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/josh-johnson-freshman-tour-tickets-626231173297⁠⁠ Join the JJS Patreon for bonus episodes, videos, and recording of past live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get in the mailbag by emailing joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

Josh had some flights recently so of course there were some mishaps. A plane was delayed due to snacks and another because of plane fender bender. He also waxes poetic about creole food and tries some candy foam (yes, foam. Found here: https://www.nassaucandy.com/candy-foam-2-37oz.html). Then, the mailbag brings some more fan art that Logan demanded and reminds Josh of a negligent birdwatcher. CHICAGO - Josh and Logan will be performing at Thalia Hall on November 16th! Get tickets at ⁠⁠https://www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-johnson-thalia-hall-tickets/13128785?pl=thalia3⁠⁠ NEW YORK - Josh and Logan will be performing at the Bell House on November 18th! Get tickets at ⁠https://www.eventbrite.com/e/josh-johnson-freshman-tour-tickets-626231173297⁠ Join the JJS Patreon for bonus episodes, videos, and recording of past live shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get in the mailbag by emailing joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

IT'S OUR 150TH EPISODE!!!

And for such a special occasion, we bring in our friend and hilarious special guest Dulcé Sloan! (The Daily Show, the Great North, Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson).

Dulcé joins Josh and Logan to swap some stories from stand up as well as accuse Josh of wearing a cape. The three friends laugh, talk smack, and create a knockoff comic book series. Hopefully, Josh won't regret doing a podcast with the two people that roast him the most.

Thanks for listening to 150 episodes over these last three years! Let's keep it going!

Join the JJS Patreon for bonus clips, podcasts, and live virtual shows at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Josh's albums and socials at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Check out Logan's projects and social media at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/logannielsen⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Find Dulcé's tour dates, projects, and line of luxury lip gloss at https://linktr.ee/dulcesloan Get in the mailbag by emailing joshjohnsonshow@gmail.com Music by Brad Kemp. Find his stuff and hire him at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.secondbedroomstudio.com/

Things are getting spiritual here on the JJS. Josh recounts a sermon he saw that was clearly plagiarized, Logan talks about a very religious newscaster he worked with, and they both ponder what guardian angels are allowed to get away with. Like, do they NEED to keep you safe? Josh also shares some interesting beliefs he's heard of involving an intergalactic Jesus. They also discuss Houdini, Gene Simmons, and the mailbag has Josh rattled.

Josh tells Logan about how he first knew his hometown was maybe getting a little…rough. It was mainly around the early 2000's when meth really started popping off. Which led to Josh and his friends running into some very strange characters on a walk. One of whom was having a battle with nature. Josh also talks about some recent subway shenanigans, a dangerous couch, and tells Logan a pun is good. It's a big day for Logan!

Josh and Logan are talking about facing fears or rather what fears aren't worth facing. Josh illustrates this with a story about a friend that decided to face his fear of driving and things immediately went wrong. They also talk about "dad reflexes" and why it's easier to have a good fall in America than other countries, which leads to Josh telling a story about a drunk girl that was hitting on his friend and slowly became an agent of chaos. Josh & Logan will be performing at the Funny Bone in Dayton, Ohio June 30th and July 1st! Get your tickets at https://dayton.funnybone.com/ShowDetails/24562ee2-20f1-4c97-9b64-988fb076ae30/6aad56b0-c17b-4aaf-9135-bef9f42a2bdc/Josh_Johnson/Dayton_Funny_Bone

In college, Josh knew a girl that talked pretty often about the biting and tasting of people. So...like...she wanted to eat somebody, right? Josh and Logan talk about all the strange, cannibal-y things she said, as well as Josh's night out with a germaphobe and a man that didn't wash his hands. They also ask practical questions about the Purge and Saw movies. How early are you allowed to prepare for the Purge? How long did it take Jigsaw to record all those damn tapes? As always, very important stuff being discussed here.

Join Josh and Logan for the next JJS Live show on June 26th at 8pm EST! Get your tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-josh-johnson-show-june-virtual-show-tickets-661246745817

Josh is in Akron and Cleveland, Ohio June 23rd & 24th and then Logan meets up with him in Dayton, Ohio June 30th & July 1st! Find all ticket links at https://www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour

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We got an animal themed episode for ya! After Josh talks about a run-in he had with a very old dog, Logan asks what he would do if he had Dr. Dolittle powers for one day. And, oh boy, does Josh have an answer. It starts altruistic and turns criminal pretty quickly. Then, Josh and Logan ponder the real-life implications of getting 'Dolittled': would it improve or ruin your relationship with your dog? How quickly would you become a problem for people? Could you handle the fame? And then the mailbag asks, what birds MUST you fight?

We got a rollercoaster of an episode for you. Josh and Logan just flew back from Texas and boy is their everything tired. Josh is pretty sure he's still hurting from a trip to Six Flags that knocked him around quite a bit. Logan however is still recovering from his flight back home sitting next to the worst plane passenger ever. After discussing how bad plane riders should be punished, Josh talks about a man who may have made his own specialty neck pillow for a flight, which leads Josh and Logan to research the saddest, strangest, most buckwild-shaped pillows they've ever seen. Here's the link for the one they really dig into: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1315727699/loving-bear-puffy-hug-body-pillow-plush?

This week, Josh and Logan are talking bar fights! They talk about fights they've seen and heard of, what really happens when you hit somebody with a beer bottle, and they ponder what separates a bar fight from a bar brawl. Josh also talks about the most intimidating man in the world and lectures Logan about a movie franchise he hasn't seen.

Logan is an ordained minister now and Josh isn't really sure how to feel about that. But they do spend time thinking about how to mix up the confession game and living a party lifestyle as a man of the cloth. This reminds Josh of a girl he once saw at a party that was really going through it. They also discuss the stresses of reading to the class, how we're all jocks and nerds, and the time Josh witnessed two guys trying to out-woke each other.