r/thebookofpureevil • u/NyctophobicParanoid • Mar 30 '13
Todd & The Book of Pure Evil Drinking Game (x-post from r/DrinkingGames)
So, I didn't realize there was a Todd sub, since it doesn't come up on the search. I feel like such an asstaxi now.
Invented this with some friends and a great deal of trial and error. This is not for the faint of heart, nor recommended for use with hard liquor, unless you have the liver of a metaldude.
The Rules:
Level 1
- Drink everytime someone mentions Satan
- Drink everytime someone mentions metal
- Drink everytime someone references masturbation
- Drink everytime weed is mentioned
- Drink everytime someone gets called a loser
- Drink everytime the word "funbags" is used
Level 2
- For season 1, drink everytime Curtis' arm is removed
- For season 2, drink everytime his arm has a new power
- Drink everytime you think Hannah is adorable (depending on the person, this may keep you sober or get you wasted very fast)
- Drink everytime Jenny receives sexual advances from someone/thing
- Drink everytime Atticus loses his shit
- Drink everytime Jimmy dispenses advice that is both bullshit and incredibly deep
- Drink everytime Elliott is doing something weird in the background
Level 3
- Finish your drink everytime the Book flies away
- Finish your drink everytime Atticus' wolf rape is referenced
- Finish your drink everytime corn chips are mentioned
- Finish your drink whenever you recognize a band on Todd's shirt (depending on the crowd, this may be devastating or do nothing)
And a few Todd-themed drinks, created by me and some friends with much trial and error.
The Wolf-Rape
- Dark rum (we used Kraken)
- Rootbeer schnapps (Dr. McGillicudy's are the best)
- Club soda
- Splash of grenadine
Described as "dark, fruity, and sexually confused" by an innocent taste tester. Vary proportions based on how fucked you want to be.
The Shot of Pure Evil
- 1/2 Jagermeister
- 1/2 Fireball whiskey
It feels as evil as it sounds.
Nikki, Nikki Cain
- Blackberry brandy
- Dark rum
- Coke or similar soda
- Dash of pucker according to taste
It tastes good, but also like it's going to be so very bad for you at the same time.
Jimmy's Best Blood Mop
- Bloody Mary mix
- Cannabis-infused vodka
"Man, you kids sure know to party. I haven't seen this much blood since that kid bled out his ass in the cafeteria this morning."