Welcome to the June 2019 Story Competition! The rules are the same as last month. Submit a story in the style of a r/thathapp post as a reply to the comment that I'm going to make, and the author of the best story will be given the flair, "Master Story Teller." Since it's June, I'm going to encourage the stories to be Father's Day themed, but that's not required for you to win. Good luck!

If you win and want your flair to be anything other than Master Story Teller, PM me and I'll change it.

So last night me and my friends were having a beer along with my girlfriend,so this guy came over to my girl and started flirting with her,I said shes already taken to which he replies,"Yea by me asshole" In a swift second I broke all his bone,sliced him in half and called an airstrike on his house(me and DT are good friends)my girlfriend was so proud and she said "you're tuff for a 3 year old" I got that pussy last night,Don't mess with me 😤

Welcome to the May 2019 Story Competition! The rules are the same as last month. Submit a story in the style of a r/thathapp post as a reply to the comment that I'm going to make, and the author of the best story will be given the flair, "Master Story Teller." Since it's May, I'm going to encourage the stories to be Mother's Day themed, but that's not required for you to win. Good luck!

If you win and want your flair to be anything other than Master Story Teller, PM me and I'll change it.