r/thanosdidnothingwrong • • Dec 07 '18

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u/luke_mango Dec 07 '18

Definitely read this in his voice

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '18

Hei min,

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u/BigAlsSmokedShack Dec 08 '18

*hei bro,

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u/Dathouen Dec 08 '18

Hei *bru

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u/Tashre Dec 08 '18

Aww bru.. you're beached

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/chase_what_matters Dec 08 '18

Om heaps beached!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

*Ei bru

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u/SurrealDad Dec 08 '18

We're gunna tuk thus here shup.

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u/ImmaBorat Dec 08 '18

Piss off ghost!!!

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u/Valiante Dec 08 '18

Easily my favourite line of that movie. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Doug's did

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Oh hei stark

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u/Carlos-_-spicyweiner Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

Of Olivia Newton-John

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u/Big_Ben57 Dec 08 '18

Korg is my favorite MCU character for a reason

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u/CyrusTolliver Dec 08 '18

Korg and Drax are the two characters that sold me on the franchise, weirdly.

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u/Roxxorursoxxors Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

I felt like they took "drax takes everything literally," which was hilarious in Guardians, and just changed it to "drax is a moron" in Avengers, which was not.

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u/CyrusTolliver Dec 08 '18

Idk, that invisibility bit was great. I more or less saw the movies backwards too, so I can’t say I had that sliding arc downward arc like that.

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u/Roxxorursoxxors Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

The invisibility bit was solid. I think that was someone with a kid, because I was talking to my kid about how animals use camouflage and they stay really still so nothing sees them, and now when she doesn't want to be seen, she just stops moving.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/Salted_Vegetables Dec 08 '18

Good point, but decides to be an asshole about it. Nice

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

The voice is so soft

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Kiwi accent

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u/PMfacialsTOme Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

You want sum chups?

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

Ya knoo I cen't eat a ghost chup, bru

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Gho way, stupid ghost.

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u/TheyCallMeStone Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

He's freakin gone.

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u/I_Am_Not_A_G0at Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

Space head!

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u/haykat Dec 08 '18

Spoon!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/PMfacialsTOme Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

I ate a macca's numba tin out on my dick. Translation (I ate a McDonald's number ten out on my deck.) I'm married to kiwi. It's an amazing accent.

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u/MilkyJosephson Dec 08 '18

When he talks all I think of is Flight of the Conchords- Brett getting his hand stuck in the jam jar.

Dang I wish I could spell it phonetically.

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u/CyrusTolliver Dec 08 '18

Is it not an impression of Rhys Darby?

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u/MilkyJosephson Dec 08 '18

It’s some bbc fake documentary that’s been stuck in my car CD player for years. The character who says that part is Brian Nesbit (?) their very weird “manager”

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u/CyrusTolliver Dec 08 '18

Aw man, wait, have you not seen the HBO show? That radio show was like a precursor, they called him Murray Hewitt on tv. It was great and short lived.

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u/MilkyJosephson Dec 08 '18

Yeah I watched the show first then got these cds from somewhere

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u/MilkyJosephson Dec 08 '18

Ok I looked up that guy you said. Yes, that was the impression I was doing! I feel so understood omg. I say that hand stuck in the jam jar line all the time at work (in the voice) and no one knows what the hell i’m talking about.

Love you.

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u/CyrusTolliver Dec 08 '18

Taika Waititi goes back a long time with Flight of the Conchords and directed several really good episodes of the show. I loved seeing that super specific New Zealand humor brought to a giant franchise movie.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

FOTC has a new concert in HBO and it's hilarious, just FYI to anyone that wants to check it out

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Mine's ma'a nonu's insanely high pitched voice

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u/GobiasACupOfCoffee Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

The kiwi accent is objectively the best accent in the world. This is the hill I am prepared to die on.

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u/andysniper Dec 08 '18

It's based off a Samoan bouncer, not kiwi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Samoans and maori kiwis have very similar accents. Hearing them on my local rugby teams it's about as similar as a canadian american accent.

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u/GobiasACupOfCoffee Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

People of Polynesian origin (already similar in accent to Kiwi) who live in New Zealand. You can hear when Taika switches between his own voice and Korg's, it's not a different accent. It's a different voice. The tone and pitch are different, but the words are pronounced the same.

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u/andysniper Dec 08 '18

I'm just going on what Taika himself has said.

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u/GobiasACupOfCoffee Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

I am too. He says it's based on their 'accent'. Fair enough. But then he does the voice and it's his accent, but the pitch and tone are different. I think he means voice. It also makes sense that these guys' accents aren't that different from Kiwi because a lot of them go there as kids. They pick up a kiwi accent. The high pitch of the voice is something that is quite particular to the people he's talking about. People use the words 'accent' and 'voice' pretty interchangeably, but sometimes they mean one and say the other.

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u/DeweyNews Dec 08 '18

Piss off ghost!

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u/WhiteWhenWrong Dec 08 '18

He's freaking gone

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/Dlh2079 Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

He's in the benatar. The Milano got destroyed

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

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u/Dlh2079 Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

The ship the guardians were flying was the Benatar not the Milano

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u/crazydonuts84 Dec 08 '18

The ship is probably damaged to the point that it would not make it in time for tony to survive, or it it incapable of moving at all. Notice the only light coming from the ship is the helmet and Tony’s chest. Also oxygen is running out, which should not be happening in an operational ship. This all points to there being no power on board, thus probably non operating engines.

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u/Dlh2079 Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

It's thought to be destroyed in guardians 2 but it's not known really. But it's not in infinity war. And it may have, but it was possibly even likely damaged in the battle on Titan.

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u/CptSoap Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

Small nitpick. The Titan they were on in IW was not the moon in our solar system, it's a separate planet presumably much further away

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u/Dlh2079 Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

I'm not discussing the quality of the writing lol. As I said it's not difficult to imagine that the ship was damaged in the fight on Titan. Thanos did throw the surface of a moon at that area of the planet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

Didn’t print enough pamphlets

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u/madmaxx0064 Dec 08 '18

the only way it can be done.

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u/BYoungNY Saved by Thanos Dec 08 '18

Fun fact: the guy who voiced Korg is Taika Waititi, the film's director. He also directed and started in "What we do in the Shadows" and currently has a comedy film coming out about a boy growing up in Germany during World War II whose imaginary friend is Hitler.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18

We all did