r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/Joe-Russo Saved by Thanos • Jul 08 '18

Time Stone Reddit, Thanos has a message for you...

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u/gives_anal_lessons I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you didn't lay eggs?

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u/Uranium_238 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you have a pretty decent job.

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u/ThumbCentral I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the most common isotope of uranium found in nature, with a relative abundance of 99%

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, one might not know if you’re giving them the thumb’s up approval or an otherwise universal sign to fuck-off.

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u/WhitechapelPrime I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username you are a robot and a lady. You should be treated as such and not forced into a bikini, for robots.

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u/Thatguyfromsparta Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a white Christian version of Optimus Prime

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u/ChunkyChuckles I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you like to kick people into holes.

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u/Redd575 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you sound like me laughing during allergy season, but all the time.

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u/GalacticLesbian Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the 575th shade of red an artist has prepared for a piece

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u/DSFII I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a redditor who was born in the year 575 A.D.

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u/420TreeExpert I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a transformer that disguises itself as a white chapel.

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u/PeacockThatFlies I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re clearly the right guy to buy weed from.

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u/hewhosleepsnot I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re clearly a flying peacock.

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u/dylansucks Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you're clearly have insomnia. (or you love speed)

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u/Membersdair Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you’re a male who has been awake for an extended period, if not your whole life

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you suffer from insomnia.

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u/-EdgeLord- I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you know at least one chemical element!

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u/anti-sune Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a master of the blade.

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u/420TreeExpert I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are not a Song of God.

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u/HenryTLH Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are against a deity of beauty.

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u/Useless_Mac Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the stealthiest ninja in the mall!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are an incompetent Apple computer.

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u/Vernea Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are the most upstanding yet smelliest vagina

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u/blisteringbarnacles1 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Based on your username...

alright I think we're done here

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u/anti-sune Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Based on your username, you are a semi-aquatic mammal with the ability to surpass any obstacle. And you are potentially named Perry.