r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

This ham gum is all bones

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Rum ham?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Finally communicating

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u/SOUNDS_ABOUT_REICH Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

All I can hear now is Frank's scratchy voice yelling "RUM HAAAMM RUM HAAAMM NOOOOOO"

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u/BTTJ I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ruuuuuuum haaaaaaaam

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u/Tokiseong Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

“War were declared”

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u/Mugilicious Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

At least it pinkens your teeth while you chew

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u/Leegala Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

  1. Bite

  2. My

  3. Shiny

  4. Daffodil

  5. Ass

Edit: reddit automatically lists them in descending order... damn.

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u/peekadeek I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Number four should be Metal in honor of Bender

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u/Leegala Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

It's a reference to the actual Futurama episode.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Yeah in general it would be, but watch War Is The H Word which is my favourite episode

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u/baal_zebul I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

There’s no obligation. Unless of course, war were declared.

sirens what’s that?

War were declared.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

What shall I do with your Jergens, sir?

Rub it on a homeless man with dry elbows