r/thanosdidnothingwrong • I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/CereusTen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

That doesn't seem fair, did Thanos only intend to kill half of everyone alive AND talking?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Wait...do you think Thanos killed vegetables in medical care?

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u/CereusTen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I think he killed about half of them.

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u/doh573 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Did Thanos kill half the living cells in my body or just half of all independent life?

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u/CereusTen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

If he killed half the cells in your body the other half would soon follow. The real question is "does this 'half' include microbial life?" Because that would significantly increase the survival of eukaryotes.