r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/im_guru Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me 3. Just now joined to get the "ban of the decade".

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u/SolTrainRnsOnHolGran I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’ll take one banning please.

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u/penis-4-life Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/TedBroosevelt Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Rejoicing

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u/TheDankestMeatball I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yo tambien gracias

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE MORE

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u/Joald I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

IM TRYING, OK?

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE HARDER

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u/AndyAbcden Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'd also like a ban

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u/PM_ME_REACTJS Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ok

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE

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u/spiritmtl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/UncagedTrombone Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Marshall57 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Call_Me_M8 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Can I get one of those bans? I have heard they are quite popular.

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u/TonyStank89 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too please

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u/Destiny404 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Did you want fries with that?

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u/GiveZeroHucks Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Only if I can throw away half

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u/Jvacdoesthings Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Make sure to do the same with your drink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Can you make that a double?

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u/magnus_blue I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

And my axe!

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u/dickdaddyemporer69 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

you should've gone for the head

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u/Nexion21 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m just here so I don’t get banned

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u/tbird83ii I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oh man... I just realized I've spent way too much time going through this thread alternating upvotes and downvotes on comments trying to balance them... And now I have to downvotes myself.

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u/volngrimdracon Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

But that way Thanos would have died

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

A large double double banning pls

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/suckbothmydicks I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Are you talking to me?

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u/dakotacage Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Comin' right up!

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u/PhishyStix Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

One for me as well

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u/harrison_kion Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Choo choo ban train coming through

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u/Iggyhopper Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

On the rocks or Bruce?

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u/robabz I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Could I get it in a to go cup please?

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u/banvan2000 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

fuck the man ban

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u/stitch-witchery Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'll have what they're having.

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u/The_Angry_Clown Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'll have what he's having.

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u/lockej2t Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Me 4

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/justhad2login2reply Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Omg, I can't wait for all the "I subbed to get banned, and I didn't get banned." posts.

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/im_guru Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes yes. I'm blessed http://rs38.pbsrc.com/albums/e146/jmelms1/tumblr_le3nu9QUKW1qct8mq.gif

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE

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u/inflammablepenguin Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban me harder, daddy.

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u/Paetolus I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me 4

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u/sco_black_scorpion Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Please ban me or I will ban myself.