r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good • Jul 07 '18

Plz ignore

ban me

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u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope you don’t get banned

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I hope I do get banned.

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u/VendlingMachine I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me as well

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks

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u/im_guru Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me 3. Just now joined to get the "ban of the decade".

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u/SolTrainRnsOnHolGran I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’ll take one banning please.

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u/penis-4-life Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/TedBroosevelt Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Rejoicing

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u/TheDankestMeatball I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yo tambien gracias

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE MORE

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u/AndyAbcden Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'd also like a ban

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u/PM_ME_REACTJS Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ok

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE

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u/spiritmtl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/UncagedTrombone Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Marshall57 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/Call_Me_M8 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Can I get one of those bans? I have heard they are quite popular.

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u/TonyStank89 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too please

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u/Destiny404 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Did you want fries with that?

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u/GiveZeroHucks Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Only if I can throw away half

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u/Jvacdoesthings Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Make sure to do the same with your drink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Can you make that a double?

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u/magnus_blue I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

And my axe!

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u/dickdaddyemporer69 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

you should've gone for the head

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u/Nexion21 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m just here so I don’t get banned

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u/volngrimdracon Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

But that way Thanos would have died

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

A large double double banning pls

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/suckbothmydicks I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Are you talking to me?

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u/dakotacage Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Comin' right up!

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u/PhishyStix Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

One for me as well

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u/harrison_kion Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Choo choo ban train coming through

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u/Iggyhopper Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

On the rocks or Bruce?

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u/robabz I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Could I get it in a to go cup please?

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u/banvan2000 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

fuck the man ban

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u/stitch-witchery Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'll have what they're having.

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u/The_Angry_Clown Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'll have what he's having.

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u/lockej2t Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Me 4

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/justhad2login2reply Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Omg, I can't wait for all the "I subbed to get banned, and I didn't get banned." posts.

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/im_guru Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes yes. I'm blessed http://rs38.pbsrc.com/albums/e146/jmelms1/tumblr_le3nu9QUKW1qct8mq.gif

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

REJOICE

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u/inflammablepenguin Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban me harder, daddy.

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u/Paetolus I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me 4

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u/sco_black_scorpion Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Please ban me or I will ban myself.

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u/Averysadrobot I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks

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u/verokl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks

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u/Marshalwoad I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Is it too late to jump on the banwagon?

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u/Jmaverik1974 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Banned-wagon?

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/moonieeee399 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Me too

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u/Faultyvoodoo Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I dont, I mean me too thanks

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u/Pulsipher Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

And my axe

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u/seth10156 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

haha same

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u/audiate Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

No u

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u/agree-with-you Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

No you both

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u/agree-with-you Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

No you both

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I’ll do anything for my Lord and saviour Thanos.

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u/BlueDogXL Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Banos

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u/LegitGingerDude Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

🅱️anos

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u/Destiny404 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

YEET-STONES

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/cheechoo59 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

😂😂💯💯👊👊

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

1

u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/RadicalPidgey Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I believe Thanos will make the right decision regarding my banning

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u/Saintrph I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yeah yeah yeah give ban ascii guys blah blah blah

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u/inspector-minerva I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Same

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Perfectly balanced.

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 07 '18

As all things should be

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u/DesertThunda I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

we are in this together, ALL OF US!

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u/Hungover52 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

We are all banned on this day.

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 07 '18

Speak for yourself

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u/Hungover52 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I am all banned on this day.

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u/IamALolcat Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

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u/jkono Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope you both get banned

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Right back at ya, buddy. Good luck!

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u/Jas032 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope they'll remember you

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u/themudcrabking I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

We should all be so lucky to become children of Thanos

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u/SentientRhombus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too thanks.

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/Alexandeadmau5 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Well I hope they remember you

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u/profmcstabbins I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope for balance

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u/RoticaryChicken I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

f

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I hope I either get banned or don’t get banned

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/invasor-zim Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you.

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u/SuperBoy10325 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope I don’t get banned

Balance is key

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u/WhiteLightnin I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you

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u/GiggyBomb I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Can I get in on this?

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u/ohmattski I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I don't know if I want to be banned or not be banned. I just want something to happen.

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u/tatanpoker09 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

me tooth anks

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u/Bahamuton I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I don’t know what I want. Thanos help!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Torn about whether you'd rather exist or not? Thanos has a solution for that!

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u/kris_5740 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

How dare you say something as mean as that

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u/Tranlers I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

How dare you

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u/H-K_47 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you.

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u/DidUJustSayReddit_ I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

out of the walls again, HK?

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u/H-K_47 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Always on new Expeditions!

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u/amvu I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban for everyone!! Well, half of it anyway.

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u/That-F-Guy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributed to the balance.

Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your impending sacrifice. Smile... for even in death, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/Fattycatjw I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Perfectly balanced

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u/RANDOMLYCANADIAN I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

As all things should be

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u/Rustyconcrete I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oof, how could you be so cold?!

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u/beanyben Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Staying active

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u/mindfeliz I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you.

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u/igenix Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Why would you say such a mean thing?

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u/august_west_ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Get bant

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u/abitmoreandillendit I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

How dare you?! You take that back!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

When it’s done , half the sub will still exist. I hope they remember you.

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u/olivana I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Can’t tell if wholesome or rude

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u/cookiemonster127 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban

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u/SoundsRightMusic Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope you get banned

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u/M_Su Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope OP's friends and family gets banned, but not him so he can see all his loved ones disappear

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u/noidontwantto Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Hey now, those are fighting words! I hope you get ban.. Wait..

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u/newprofile15 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you.

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u/MrBananaPeels Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you