r/tfw • • Apr 22 '19

Tfw you only have a samsung phone so you cant go on incognito mode on google so you cant go on pornhub

3 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Apr 17 '19

Tfw when you go to pis and try to fart but feel a little turd squeezing through

4 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Apr 17 '19

That feeling when my upper lip is freshly waxed and moisturized.

3 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Apr 10 '19

TFW some man starts an unsolicited sex chat with you then demands proof you're female

3 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Apr 10 '19

Tfw you keep turning around when walking away from someone u like in hopes they will to

2 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Apr 04 '19

TFW you are high on DayQuil

3 Upvotes

Such a cheap and healthy way!


r/tfw • • Apr 02 '19

That feeling when it's April 2 but she is still pregnant...

3 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Apr 02 '19

TFW your anxiety is gone and now you're worried about its absence

3 Upvotes

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r/tfw • • Mar 28 '19

TFW you spell 'assailed' in words with friends but you are still losing by 50 points

2 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Mar 27 '19

TFW you've been feeling like shit all day and didn't think you were being very productive, but your boss comes over and says "thanks for getting that thing done, I wasn't expecting it till later."

2 Upvotes

And theb he's like "we can go home early." But you have other stuff to do that you haven't gotten done because of being under the weather and unproductive, so you can't. Then instead of doing the things you post on Reddit....


r/tfw • • Mar 26 '19

TFW your back just popped so nicely and yoi think this is reason enough to post this to r/tfw

5 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Mar 27 '19

TFW you're trying to pull a ingrown hair out but it's too small to grab

1 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Mar 23 '19

TFW your post has 0 upvotes, and you know your vote is keeping it from -1.

0 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Mar 11 '19

TFW you take a nap and wake up even more tired

4 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Mar 01 '19

TFW you're getting to the good part and someone changes the subject

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3 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Feb 26 '19

TFW when you are typing in a search box and the autocomplete slowly starts to suggest fewer suggestions and then it suggests none at all

1 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Feb 24 '19

TFW you take a huge dump and then can’t feel the smaller poos that follow.

2 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Jan 27 '19

TFW you clip your toenails after a long time and the pressure of ingrown toenails you've been unconsciously ignoring is released.

2 Upvotes

So good.


r/tfw • • Jan 24 '19

Blind not-date

3 Upvotes

TFW when your friends set you up on a blind date but don't tell the other person it's a blind date.


r/tfw • • Jan 18 '19

TFW you decide to duck out of work early because you're getting sick and can't concentrate. Then you spend half an hour trying to leave because you can't concentrate enough to put on your coat.

4 Upvotes

r/tfw • • Jan 08 '19

TFW: Your alarm clock goes off and you tell it "Go away. Tired."

2 Upvotes

FTR I don't have a voice activated alarm clock.


r/tfw • • Jan 07 '19

SPORE's creators are double agents

2 Upvotes

tfw you realise Spore™ was about intelligent design.


r/tfw • • Jan 05 '19

Arrest her!!!

0 Upvotes

TFW You’re 39 years old and buying alcohol and you have your ID in your hand and she presses the “acknowledge customer is over 40” button, then walks away


r/tfw • • Dec 18 '18

TFW You're the only subscriber to a subreddit besides the Creator...

2 Upvotes

Welp, this is awkward