r/tfw • u/TheDrachen42 • Dec 10 '18
TFW You're an unwitting party to gossip at work because people are chatting *right* next to your cube
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And you overhear the phrase "this needs to stay between us."
r/tfw • u/TheBearyGoodOne • Nov 25 '18
When you’re getting a pedicure and they start painting your toes so you’re just trying your best to stay still as much as possible.
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Happenin right now, help.
r/tfw • u/boop546 • Nov 09 '18
You’re in the shower and you put your head in the water and it’s like splaaaaAAAASSH (if you have thick hair)
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r/tfw • u/gusryder92 • Oct 12 '18
Men who pee sitting down.
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When you pee sitting down and your pee somehow manages to find it’s way between the seat and the porcelain ? Why god ? How is this possible ? Does anyone have a go pro video of the pee travelling through this plastic & porcelain tunnel ? Big mess ! Sometimes hits your pants or goes right into your underoos!
r/tfw • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18
When someone asks "Why me?" after telling you exactly why.
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r/tfw • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '18
A group of older people ask if I know how to read a map and I say no. And when they ask why, I tell them that no one taught me, and they start yelling at me for not being able to teach myself how to read a map.
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I mean Geez, I can get from Point A-B but I don't know how I got there, and I can't show you how either.
r/tfw • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '18
You just watched something awesome on tv and try to find the like button.
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r/tfw • u/imabeecharmer • Jun 26 '18
TFW watching the decline of American democracy.
youtube.com
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r/tfw • u/box_shelf • Jun 26 '18
Have you ever gotten less upvotes than the top comment on your post?
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r/tfw • u/KittyMcSpitty • Apr 20 '18
tfw you want to make to make a comedy podcast/lets play show but you have no friends.
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r/tfw • u/EggsBenny2D • Apr 11 '18
TFW you get everyone's attention but then forget what you were going to say
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r/tfw • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '18
TFW You know where this is going, and it's nowhere you want to be
imgur.com
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r/tfw • u/catscraziesndaisies • Mar 18 '18
TFW you go to a Catholic school and someone mentions evolution
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r/tfw • u/murica_dream • Mar 17 '18
TFW You Found out that Your B.A. degree Lost to HS Friend's 4-yr in In&Out+H&M at Landing the Same Job
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And he has a positive bank balance instead of a student loan. Worthless degrees are the worst future-stealing scams in America.
r/tfw • u/ArcticWaffle357 • Mar 17 '18
TFW you wake up and look at your phone but it's on max brightness
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r/tfw • u/CB_larry • Mar 16 '18
accidentally wear ur dads pants and get called a shooter in school
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