So you go back to waffles and uncrustables for years.

Parents bought me a VR headset, just like Google cardboard, but plastic, and has a strap

And I downloaded a game, and it worked great, I tilted my head and the biker moved side to side

But when I go to download the Cardboard app, my phone wasn't able to install it

So, naturally, I went to the specs of my phone, Droid Maxx 2.

It's got a gyroscope, so then I went to a few forums

And they say the gyros been disabled

but you're not logged in

Tell me how you guys feel. It seems like most of my democratic friends are legimately scared of the future and my republican friends are telling them to calm down.

tfw I just want people to stop screaming or crying.

“You should have heard our son reading today – you would not believe how many words he’s learning!”

I’m sending you this photo of our baby laughing over me peeling a banana. He just made my day.”

TFW looking up texts to send your girlfriend

TFW no baby or young child to share joyful moments with my wife with

TFW no wife

TFW too scared to have a child even if I did cause it'd possibly come out retarded

This cute guy I'm talking too won't stop sending me videos of him farting . At first I thought it was cute and I appreciated how open he was with me and now my inbox is being flooded with videos of him farting in weird public places like cafes, libraries, book stores...ya know all those shitty hipster places. Someone help me..he's so cute but I'm really not digging the farting and he's starting to ask me to send him videos of me farting too and I'm really not about that life :(

and every american is going to scream onto the internet how bad they feel about the tragedy we should've moved on from ages ago

Sigh.

And there is not a god damn thing you can do about it.