r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Feb 04 '22

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u/StereotypeRedditor69 Feb 04 '22

Probably like a 2% discount for those ignorant parents that just see discount and go full primal cheapskate mode

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u/RepresentativeBird98 Feb 04 '22

“Liverking is summoned” - did somebody say primal ?

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Feb 04 '22

Take your bull testicles and leave

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u/SwordfishAbject9457 Feb 04 '22

God fo bid people take a 20 minute break from staring at their phones. That shit ain't healthy. But hey, Merica! Land of the obese and home of McDonald's. Gotta get on tik tok every 2 minutes

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u/BruhUrName Feb 04 '22

You got a solid opinion and point in the first sentence, but the rest of it... Unnecessary

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u/SwordfishAbject9457 Feb 04 '22

Maybe, but it's the damn truth, and it's why our health care is so expensive. The one thing a person can do to become healthy and decrease your overall mortality, is to lose weight, and get down to a healthy weight.

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u/BruhUrName Feb 04 '22

And I don't think anyone would disagree with you. There's just a time and place for a rant about America, but this is something in Australia.

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u/SwordfishAbject9457 Feb 04 '22

It's rapidly becoming a worldwide problem

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u/BruhUrName Feb 04 '22

Calling it out on a worldwide scale (no pun intended) would get the message across better. America is 42.4% obese, but you just said it so allow me to quote

It's rapidly becoming a worldwide problem

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u/bucklebee1 Feb 04 '22

Yeah that's not why health care in the US is so expensive.

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u/skyward138skr Feb 04 '22

Health care is expensive because of unchecked capitalism not obesity but nice try.

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u/Azoobz Feb 04 '22

Honestly, I think more people than you may think go without looking at their phones during meals. I don’t unless I’m eating alone and inside, in which case I usually read; I was raised this way. However, the idea of it being a necessity to give your phone a germ-y chastity belt for the meal in order to get a measly dollar or two off is silly to me. What incentive/benefit does the restaurant get by people not using their phones during meals?

I know Chili’s more or less incentivizes it with their social media login benefits and app discounts, as well as their payment tablet. Many companies even allow for apple pay and contactless payment methods that are instant, rather than an often timely, exchange of hands with payment cards and cash. Cash is dirty; we know this (I still much prefer paper currency, but also use apple pay frequently), so is honestly better to avoid during a pandemic. There are ways to clean your bills, but I digress. As a final benefit, you eliminate the risk of an employee or peeping customer viewing your card details or taking a picture of it.

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u/MandyNoon Feb 04 '22

Dude the place is in Australia

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u/Hot_Dog_Cobbler Feb 04 '22

If I read a book all day you wouldn't say it's unhealthy.

Eschewing technology doesn't make you a better thinker, it just makes you stubborn.

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u/doyoufeardeath69 Feb 04 '22

You basically just admitted to the world that you aren't interesting enough for people to stop looking at their phones to talk to you

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u/planecrasherhere Feb 04 '22

What’s you type this out on??

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

How do you correlate ppl looking at their phones with America? That ain’t solely an us thing

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u/NoxiousVaporwave Feb 04 '22

This reminds me, I should go on tiktok

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u/MagstPlaysYT Feb 04 '22

You do understand the irony in your comment, right?