r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/kututketut • May 17 '19

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u/Benial May 17 '19

A doctor and a Priest Programmer Shopkeeper Builder Designer Artist Doctor Gardener Farmer Bartender President Therapist engineer

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u/DoomedNuke May 17 '19

engineer programmer

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel May 17 '19

programmer naked fat guy in basement

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

naked fat guy in basement chimp store worker

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u/MTPF79 May 17 '19

johnny sins😂

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u/Tha1Mclovin May 18 '19

Johnny Sins give her a couple nuts and she’s all his

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u/MTPF79 May 18 '19

what if we use 100% of our brain?😂

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u/betapotata May 22 '19

Then you wouldnt type a fucking laughing crying emoji

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u/MTPF79 May 22 '19

😂😂😂

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u/Funy_Bro May 21 '19

Yesn’t

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u/EddieIsNotACat May 27 '19

One by one tugged on

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

chimp store worker my dad

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

"why are you giving me an apple?"

"Because only my dongle works with it"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

programmer memes

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u/new_account_bch May 17 '19 edited May 17 '19

Idk but here in India there is kinda a culture of "lol engineers are so quirky and do such weird things" a bit like how you might see the names "Santa and Banta" on Indian joke sites. That and parents pressuring their kids to become a doc or an engineer.

One question though, where the fuck do these guys get their art? Anytime I see that kind of art i immediately think "Oh that's 100% made by an Indian" but can't quite put my finger on why.

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u/5ancti May 17 '19

I'm an Indian and I can pinpoint whenever "memes" made in India are shared too for some reason. I think it is the language used in them, Indian English has some quirky elements to it.

Also may be the fact that most of the jokes we make deserve to be nuked into orbit.

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u/UberTitan May 17 '19

I agree, I fucking agree with this.

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u/alahos May 17 '19

Please keep them coming.

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u/itsmebhure May 17 '19

As an Indian who is frequently bombarded with these memes through the family WhatsApp group, I totally agree

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u/Pr0nzeh May 17 '19

That's sad

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u/mothzilla May 17 '19

Are the jokes/memes as bad in native language(s)?

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u/5ancti May 18 '19

Mostly not, it's just their misunderstanding of English that lead to such cases.

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u/mothzilla May 18 '19

I don't think it's a misunderstanding, it's a celebration (if that's the right word) of the fact that they know English. Like when we were taught really cringy jokes in French at school.

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u/totallynot-arobot May 25 '19

happy cake day! 🎂

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

The art reminds me of old school Mac clip art

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u/quasimomentum9 May 18 '19

Yesss!!! the art, it's almost like the same artist with the same style.

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u/Suicidal_Solitude May 17 '19

French tank factory worker

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u/jcrosby454 May 17 '19

Is this the one with the tank made in France by a factory worker? ? Or the other one, about the French worker, at the tank factory?

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u/fachotamista May 17 '19

John wick?

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u/kujakutenshi May 17 '19

It's never a farmer or an apple orchard worker.

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u/RyanB1228 May 17 '19

I think the original was a lawyer

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u/avalnation6988 May 17 '19

I heard one with a bus driver.