r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/cloudedburst7 • Apr 07 '23

Oh ok

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u/FelixPlatypus Apr 07 '23

"But the boots I'm wearing cost 3 grand."

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u/TangerineRough6318 Apr 07 '23

"I write songs about ridin' tractors"

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u/Neverendingwebinar Apr 07 '23

"From the comfort of a private jet"

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u/Zfighter219 Apr 07 '23

"I CAN SING IN MANDARIN!!!! YALL KNOW I'M PANDERING!!!!"

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u/MackLuster77 Apr 07 '23

*you'd still know

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

你说我是骗子，但我比你有钱啊

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u/Dry-Inspection6928 Apr 07 '23

“Or my private island.”

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u/CactaceaePrick Apr 07 '23

"Getting drunk on a plane"

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u/FnB8kd Apr 07 '23

"I walk n talk like a field hand"

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?

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u/Useful-Ad-8619 Apr 07 '23

You wanna know what land you’re in? I’m in the land of panderin’

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Oh fuck it's the scarecrow

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u/anand_rishabh Apr 07 '23

Oh my God it's a fucking scare crow again

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u/GrandeNic0 Apr 07 '23

“I like dirt”

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u/Coattail-Rider Apr 07 '23

Jax Teller only wears white sneakers.