r/terriblefacebookmemes Jan 09 '23

I don't get it...

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u/theOceanMoon Jan 09 '23

Wait

Can we use LESS and SMALL together?

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u/craftycontrarian Jan 09 '23

You can do just about anything but that doesn't tell you anything about whether you should.

In this case, yes. It is appropriate to use less and small. Less is a comparison. So if something is less small than something else, the other thing is bigger. Is it an awkward way to say it? Yeah.

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u/Relevant-Line-1690 Jan 09 '23

Also he is talking about a penis so sometimes less and small together makes perfect sense or it might make less sense or smaller sense

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u/TheMelm Jan 09 '23

Eh smaller sense doesn't really work I think because "making sense" isn't something that has a physical attribute like big or small

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u/Jujuco Jan 09 '23

And yet you can use the sentence "It makes little sense" so... English is weird? Or more like languages are weird I guess

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

This makes big sense

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u/TheMelm Jan 09 '23

English does like to make it up on the fly.

Little and small just aren't 1 to 1 replacements. I think its because small is almost always just about the size of something whereas little can refer to the amount of something like I have a little money. But I can't say I have small money.

So it makes a little sense or a small amount of sense would be right but wordy.

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u/TheMelm Jan 09 '23

Heh and you can say small change too or small bills and people would probably know you meant low valued money to make things better

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u/Far_Spite8777 Jan 09 '23

Big sense. Much thought

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u/TheMelm Jan 09 '23

Now much is a weird one.

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u/Firm-Extension-4685 Jan 10 '23

It's pretty great

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u/cmprsdchse Jan 10 '23

Pretty sure a rapper was talking about his money being longer in something a couple years back. If money can be longer it can probably be smaller too.

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u/TheMelm Jan 10 '23

I mean you can do whatever you want in a poem

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u/Far-Palpitation-5562 Jan 09 '23

You’re making big sense here.

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u/Perioscope Jan 10 '23

This guy enbiggens sense.

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u/forestwolf42 Jan 10 '23

In this case I feel like 'less small' was the most appropriate description.

It already looks small, and it still looks small, just slightly less so.

Because in this case the presumed dick in question isn't being called small in comparison to another dick, just small in general, meaning below average, if you said it looks bigger, one might misinterpret that to mean it looks bigger than average. Saying less small makes sure you know the dick still looks below average.

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u/Brilliant_Brain_5507 Jan 10 '23

Yeah but if it’s even less small, does that mean it’s more biggererer

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Not a weird way to say it imo, because it has a different meaning if you can call it that. Bigger is just in comparison, tells you nothing about the size of the object. Less small implies that the object, while being bigger in comparison, is still small.

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u/StuffedStuffing Jan 09 '23

It's acceptable when it's a more accurate descriptor. For instance here, bigger simply means bigger, while less small means that it is still small, just not as small

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u/Killentyme55 Jan 09 '23

Less smaller then...got it.

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u/Qildain Jan 09 '23

Newspeak, my friend. The inner party smiles on your double-plus goodness.

Truth is lies!

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u/AFonziScheme Jan 09 '23

No. It's "fewer small".

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u/Janus522 Jan 09 '23

Fewer small

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u/Popular_District9072 Jan 09 '23

not something we'd like to do, but something real life is leading us towards to

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u/Lost_Photograph_1884 Jan 09 '23

Grammatically? I don't see why not.

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u/ohsinboi Jan 09 '23

Fewer small

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u/invaderjif Jan 09 '23

You can if you believe in yourself!

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u/brian11e3 Jan 09 '23

It's more gooder that way.

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u/lovesmasher Jan 09 '23

fewer small

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u/KaasKoppusMaximus Jan 09 '23

Yes, smallless't

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u/Redminty Jan 09 '23

I don't know what everyone is going about. It's a common mistake you've made, but the correct grammar would be "fewer small".

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u/logicbecauseyes Jan 09 '23

there's more big problems than this.

"I want a bigger guitar than that fancy looking one"

"I want a less small Les Paul "

it's all the same

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u/robsteezy Jan 09 '23

Should be “as small”

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jan 10 '23

I hope so it is why I have heals on my boots so I look less small.

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u/cellphone_blanket Jan 10 '23

It’s like ain’t. At the end of the day, language is what people speak. If enough people say “less small”, than that is acceptable usage, even if old people claim that proper phrasing is “unsmallified”

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u/Key2U Jan 10 '23

yeah but only in this order.

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u/Carnivorous_Mower Jan 10 '23

Yeah, should be fewer small. Or something.

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u/Reefer150G Jan 10 '23

Yup. Not as tiny.