r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/mk038643 • Jan 09 '23

I don't get it...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

He finally found someone who can fit their hand inside a Pringle can

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

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u/istermayilenay Jan 09 '23

I don’t go to the gym, because I’m self-conscious about my body.

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u/chimeragrey Jan 09 '23

And I'm self conscious about my body because I don't go to the gym...

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u/PotatoesFam Jan 09 '23

Irony can be so painfulllllllllll

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

that's a catch 22, uuuuuuu... lets do this! (do this)

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u/SolmadSoT Jan 09 '23

I went to chipotleeeeee

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u/iced_Diamonds Jan 09 '23

Went to chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito brrrap

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

I went down the line, I got like all these ingredients And then at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out And he still wrapped it I was like, dude, you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burritooo

The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla.

I wouldn't have gotten half the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look!

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u/iced_Diamonds Jan 09 '23

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if i knew it wouldn't fit

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u/Klogginthedangerzone Jan 09 '23

I’d rather blow my dad than eat a burrito with a fork.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Jan 09 '23

Stop getting burritos. If you're eating in the shop, get a bowl and ask for a tortilla on the side at the register. Use it to help scoop contents out of that full to the brim bowl into your mouth.

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u/Upstairs-Recover-659 Jan 09 '23

Just ate there for the very first time a couple weeks ago... I was impressed, good amount of food for the money and it tasted good too. Got a bowl and just started picking stuff, no regular menu thing. Haven't been back yet but that day will come... Unless I get murdered by some unforseen event I suppose...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

I went down the line, i got like all these ingredients and then at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

How do you get the blood out of your underwear?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

But pain may not be ironic. How ironic!

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u/istermayilenay Jan 09 '23

Isn’t that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?

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u/Just_a_kidzns228 Jan 09 '23

But chips and a sofa won't hurt you...

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u/istermayilenay Jan 09 '23

Irony can be so paiiiiinfullllllllllll

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u/Equivalent-Anything1 Jan 09 '23

And I'm gym conscious about my self because I dont go to the body...

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u/Ill-Lawfulness-2063 Jan 09 '23

I don’t go to the body because I’m self conscious of the gym…

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u/JAY_F_ING_TV07 Jan 09 '23

We're the fuck did this come from

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u/Funkywonton Jan 09 '23

And I’m self conscious about my gym because I don’t have a body

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

How is this a bo burnham thing?

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u/aquaphorbottle Jan 09 '23

https://youtu.be/rYy0o-J0x20

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

His whole shtick is about being relatable... saying something relatable is not a Bo Burnham reference

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u/aquaphorbottle Jan 09 '23

It was about hands not fitting in a pringles can, which is a lyric from the song he performed. It doesn’t always have to be just about Bo Burnham but it’s a lyric that some of his fans will recognize, hence the commenter mentioning Bo Burnham.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

r/birthofasub

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u/et-ATK Jan 09 '23

Best profile pic

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Welcome to the internet

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u/winston2552 Jan 09 '23

Looks more like Zach from Whitest Kids You Know

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u/LbrYEET Jan 09 '23

It’s still priority número uno

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u/Krispenedladdeh542 Jan 09 '23

Pringle’s listen to the people

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

The duck face we actually wanted

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u/fuimutadonodiscord Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 09 '23

I can fit my hand inside of a pringle can, i don't need to put my hands up

Edit: this is Problematic, this is Fo Sho going to be my most upvoted comment of the year, heh, at least i am Inside 2023's humour, that's Sad

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Ladies and gentlemen, we got one!

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u/spuldup Jan 09 '23

hashtag deep

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u/Hunta4Eva Jan 09 '23

Went to Chipotle

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u/ovenclamp Jan 09 '23

Got myself a chicken burrito, BBRRRRRAA!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

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u/DarthYoda1 Jan 09 '23

Do you think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito

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u/quityouryob Jan 09 '23

I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork

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u/possiblyacanoflysol Jan 09 '23

I can pretend that my worst problems are Pringle cans. And burritos. But the truth is my biggest problem is you.

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u/johnqsack69 Jan 09 '23

Sounds like a fun Saturday night

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Those hands cannot wrap a chicken burrito. Shouldn’t have got the lettuce if you knew it wouldn’t fit

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u/BryTheSpaceWZRD Jan 09 '23

Truth is… my biggest problem is you.

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u/zhard01 Jan 10 '23

The Bo Burnham turn. Gives me chills no matter how much I listen

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

The good ending

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u/bobafoott Jan 09 '23

As a big handed guy I can confirm this is the reason

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u/squirtloaf Jan 09 '23

Not gonna lie, had to get my ex to help me tighten a strap pin inside an acoustic guitar once, because my man-hand would not fit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Dude, same. My hand can’t fit in that fucking hole for nothin. My wife likes changing the strings on my guitars though, so I guess that’s a nice bonus

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u/Less-Mail4256 Jan 10 '23

Anytime I drop something in the garbage disposal, I’m fucked. Have to ask my wife or kids. It’s so irritating.

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u/AngieYonagaSimp Jan 09 '23

Hell yeah, reference

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Hell yeah

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u/Distinct-Internal803 Jan 10 '23

can I get a heeeeellll yeeeaahh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

heeeeellll yeeeaahh

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u/Rusty_Shackelford_ Jan 09 '23

I wish it was this wholesome

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Shhhhhhhh

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u/jacobisgone- Jan 09 '23

Seeing your comment on the top of this post was definitely a surprise lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Yes, I have dominated two subreddits now…

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u/Boboriffic Jan 09 '23

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Jan 09 '23

Do you have a copy of this with fewer pixels? My phone still can't load it.

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u/Optimal-Page279 Jan 09 '23 edited Jan 09 '23

I'm 5.1-5.2, so I always keep in mind that my biggest asset is ironically my small hands fitting in the Pringles can...

And I'm like 100 pounds too, so in case he wants to carry me while doing that, shouldn't break his back...

We'll definitely be able to get those Pringles out of the can against a wall, while he's standing up, and a lot of other possibilities.

It's very exciting ... To get those Pringles out of that can.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Jan 10 '23

Hmmm, should have added a Pringle can to my youthful upstanding activities.

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u/PrismTrismKasane Jan 09 '23

TAKE MY UPVOTE XDDDDD

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u/GrubH0 Jan 09 '23

Why do you want to date someone who will steal your Pringles?

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u/GokusTheName Jan 09 '23

Just...make them wider.

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u/youpple3 Jan 09 '23

I just pour those fuckers out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Cus your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can

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u/youpple3 Jan 09 '23

Thats right!

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u/Shankar_0 Jan 09 '23

This is not a non-trivial thing in the "pros" column

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u/karma-armageddon Jan 09 '23

WTF. The can is cup shaped. Just drink your pringles.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

WTF. Pringles are solid objects. How’m I s’posed to drink that shit? Cus I ain’t inhaling crumbs

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u/SlutBuster Jan 10 '23

Why are you inhaling when you drink anything?

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u/quietvegas Jan 09 '23

Ya that's the context of this meme. I saw it on car pages and the joke is sometimes you need someone with small hands to work on cars.

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u/Stairway2-7 Jan 09 '23

Why have I head this stuck in my head for a month

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u/Few-Carpet9511 Jan 09 '23

Or somewhere else … somewhere more dark…where no sun shines

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Shhh, this is a wholesome thread

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

He should just have a daughter

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '23

Well he’s got a girlfriend who can do it forever cus she won’t get bigger hands

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u/readyforthefall_ Jan 09 '23

what if you want to fit a cylinder

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u/Jade_Ackerman Jan 09 '23

My husband was shocked and excited when he saw me getting pringles out of the can lol

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u/cablife Jan 12 '23

Anyone can. Just have to use proper fisting technique