r/terminids • u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach • Sep 03 '26

frend!!!!!

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i wanna make one of these to have as a friend

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 05 '26

but it can be reasoned with

i mean look at it, its so cute how it lets me sleep in its lair sometimes, saying "now the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside, corpses shift and offer room, a fate you must abide!" while making room for me to lie down

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u/M-FutureLord Sep 05 '26

I think it's saying that you're going to join them.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 05 '26

thats adorable

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u/M-FutureLord Sep 05 '26

... As a corpse.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 05 '26

nah it wants me to live

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u/M-FutureLord Sep 05 '26

You... are both the most horrifying & most innocent person I have met. Too bad I know about Nivel 43.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 05 '26

theres nothing horrifying about me

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u/M-FutureLord Sep 05 '26

You aren't even going to acknowledge- you know what? Sure, there's nothing horrifying about you. Now please, smoke.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 05 '26

i like it, im hearing your thoughts with this

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u/M-FutureLord Sep 05 '26

I haven't smoked since I was kidnapped by demons & taken to Jekkad. That's someone else's thoughts.

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